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We're a band. I'm just tweeting as Mr. Ditkovich until we've got a new record to promote.

Joined February 2009
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I think people who find this appealing and people who don't find it appealing can't ever really understand each other and shouldn't bother trying.
A guy tries dmt from toad venon
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I think I like movies. But then a trailer comes out that is two average-looking people talking to each other from 8in apart, and you all go see it. And I guess I just don't like movies as much as I thought.
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It's a narrow path musicians walk between seeming aloof and doing the whole "none of this is possible without YOU!!!" thing. I'll just be direct about it and say I'm grateful. Most people don't have many opportunities to express themselves and I've had a bunch. Thank you.
I have 38 records that are either @selfdfens or @PatrickKindlon related in my vinyl collection. (I even have the lathe cut( Two Genuine Oddities From Our Distant Past)). It made me realize it's been awhile since I had something to buy. I've collected the comic books. I need more. I remember Pat was working on a game awhile ago, but I never caught a name.
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I don't know if Dimes Square is a physical place, a sensibility, or a network of people. Don't tell me. It's cool to not know shit like this.
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I think the "it's 2026 man" is the point. What you're saying feels good to say, and anyone would assume it's well-intentioned. But if ANY people are offended you're supposed to change your behavior? There's 8B people on the planet. Maybe it's best to ignore her instead.
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if any people are offended by something you say in reference to their culture or identity, that's fucked and you apologize and better yourself. she doesn't do that, so she's been rightfully hated on. it's 2026 man
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Not to do a Chomsky here, but everyone recognizes that if this person was truly 'offensive' she would not be on the cover of New York Magazine, right? It's something to think about if you're one of the people offended by her. You got got by the Hamburglar.
“Every possible -ism and -phobia and moral impropriety has been ascribed to me since I began my largely pro-bono career as an internet girl,” writes Ivy Wolk. In a new essay,​ the 22-year-old comedian and actor reflects on the way her dark thoughts about her own self-image are interpreted as “soulless edgelord fare” — and all the times she’s been canceled since she started posting her comedy online as a teen, including when children once decided en masse that she was a “whorish foil” to a famous friend of hers. “As much as I wish for anonymity or a slate wipe sometimes, I am grateful for the perspective I’ve aggregated and the ways in which I have been challenged never to abandon my beliefs and my unbounding love for other people,” Wolk writes. “It cannot harden me, it cannot isolate me from community, and it cannot remove me from public life.” Read the full essay: nymag.visitlink.me/yANP5M
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The "apolitical nihilism" line is obviously under-informed, but it also speaks to the ugly compulsion to 'find' politics in personal work. The band expresses themselves in music. The politics come in the form of giving money to causes members care about. nitter.cf/washingtonpost/status/…
Turnstile is, in 2026, the world’s biggest hardcore punk band by almost any measure. Despite announcing the Washington Monument show two weeks earlier, organizers estimated that the benefit concert drew around 60,000 people. wapo.st/3VUeFTc
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I don't know who Slayyter is outside of a musician of some type (I presume the type that dances) but am I to understand she's being cancelled for shit she said at 15? Is anyone online equipped to handle life in the outside world?
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I see someone post something like their best/worst movie list and think, "why would anyone, anywhere, ever, care about your opinion on movies?" and then I apply it to my own life and post less.
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The pose never rests.
‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’ is currently the highest-rated feature film of all time on Letterboxd.
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Is there a way to monetize a cat that takes human-sized shits?
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I think Mulder needed a more self-directed profession. He's stifled by the narrowness of his superiors and should've pursued entrepreneurship.
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SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD retweeted
the latest bonus piece from my book is a look back on one of the most pivotal comps of fourth wave emo, @rfcrecords' mixed signals ft. interviews with members of @tigersjaw, @twiabp & more. lnk below to read
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Sorry I was 2hrs late to soundcheck. I have time blindness.
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SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD retweeted
Rachel Dolezal is one of the most high agency people to have ever lived. The ultimate individual. Someone Ayn Rand would have come up with in the midst of amphetamine induced mania had she been a better writer
man you really can do whatever you want with your life, huh
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When I see people on social media post screenshots of conversations to own the other party, the other party always wins. Because airing out the specifics of a private conversation makes you the most untrustworthy type of clout goblin.
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I see tweets to the effect of "do y'all really not read any theory, like???" and the answer is confirmed no I don't read any theory.
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SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD retweeted
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idk what ivy wolk is or socialism is i just wish people looked cooler
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I often don't like the people you don't like, but rarely for the same reason.
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