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eurypie the poop eater

@serketsweb

darkship dni 17 mentally ill i block = i win you block = i win

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Joined September 2023
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warningcandice.straw.page my strawpage...like the actual one not the hamster dance one.
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probably my last post on this but the sah mods did not mention meenvris in comparison, the only other ship mentioned by name was jakejane where are u guys getting the Meenvris comparison from
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omg kill it
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Dani 🍉 (@TealKittenPaws) profile picture
Dani 🍉@TealKittenPawsOct 15
but why?
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Rapsoon(Lera) (@Reiju96) profile pictureRapsoon(Lera)@Reiju96Oct 15
Replying to @TealKittenPaws
...* Ate the little ones * too cute... I’m sure some satyr toddlers carry whole armfuls of nymphs around, hee-hee.
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sonicluvsrats (@ieatmayo42) profile picture
sonicluvsrats@ieatmayo422h
Yes I'm a grown adult (to be debated) and I will proudly harass 13 year olds over my favorite Homestuck ships slash serious
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The /-/andsome (@AGHHHHHHHHHHELP) profile picture
The /-/andsome@AGHHHHHHHHHHELP1h
bro you caused the staff team who is full of minors to get harassed over post canon dirkjake 😭
GalaxicNerd™ (@GalaxicPeach) profile pictureGalaxicNerd™@GalaxicPeach2h
like i dont know what to say other than i genuinely didn't think this would blow up like it did, and that i dont wish any ill will towards the devs. if they dont want hsbc dirkjake in their server, that's fine. i dont care. Shocker but: I was never in the server to begin with lol
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🔭 ;; matthew (@swisselysifan) profile picture
🔭 ;; matthew@swisselysifan46m
ITS JUST RAPE RAPE RAPE WITH YOU PEOPLE
Rose (@CaptainHal_) profile pictureRose@CaptainHal_4h
In light of the DirkJake hating; Ult Dirk mind controlling Jake and they have crazy hate sex wherein Dirk dominates the fuck out of Jake and humiliates him. Jake cries as he gets his ass destroyed, Amen.
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cog ☥ (@ToiletPapeor) profile picture
cog ☥@ToiletPapeor2h
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how white people look at u when u dont like dirkjake
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Andy "Averaged" Andhhko (@Andhhko) profile picture
Andy "Averaged" Andhhko@Andhhko3h
"why are proshippers the kindest-"
indie // mw nas (@cassdiary143) profile pictureindie // mw nas@cassdiary1439h
So why are we lying
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blocking so satisfying i block for anything. hate my fav? block. bad take? block. send a bad gimmick? strawpage block. like a character i dont? block
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coda (@v888vvv_) profile picture
coda@v888vvv_2h
thought that "dirkjake is BANNED" screenshot going around was from some actual discord server like straight up the official hs discord or something and its from some roblox game is it really that serious to you
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omg! dont ever diss proshippers! they got the gang on me!
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i love arguing on twitter
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lesloserequius (@lesloserequius) profile picture
lesloserequius@lesloserequius2h
You guys will rip at your skin and cry cause people don’t want certain ship discussions, I don’t think it’s crazy to ask for no meat dirkjake discussions, always the dirkjake fans though 🤔🤔🤔
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lesloserequius (@lesloserequius) profile picture
lesloserequius@lesloserequius2h
Dirkjake is genuinely dada to some of these people (specifically white people) so don’t play cuz they will drag you to hell
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Ultdirkjakers dont even try to say ultdirk isnt jakes abuser anymore they just look at you like this
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T3R3Z1 PYROP3 (@M1NDS33R) profile picture
T3R3Z1 PYROP3@M1NDS33R3h
HOLY....
marcy/jade (@gaototo) profile picturemarcy/jade@gaototo8h
idontcarr #homestuck
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The /-/andsome (@AGHHHHHHHHHHELP) profile picture
The /-/andsome@AGHHHHHHHHHHELP5h
people on twitter are mad that sah banned specifically POSTCANON dirkjake. the ship where dirk calls jake a sextoy and a slab of meat and thats all that he would be good for
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anthony (@Charcoalhaven) profile picture
anthony@Charcoalhaven3h
I wanted to give my opinion on this whole situation as someone who works on the game -🧵 a thread
GalaxicNerd™ (@GalaxicPeach) profile pictureGalaxicNerd™@GalaxicPeach5h
can we be fucking serious for one god damn second.
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