Hayden.

I’d like to introduce you to a friend of mine; he’s half-and-half too. The other half is Canadian.

What a fucking long night it’s been. Curls up next to @strivingforpain . It’s weird that he’s so warm, in a good way. Licking his cheek over and over again.

Truth is, the idea of ​​putting you somewhere where nothing bad could ever happen has its appeal... but the thing is, of all people, you would get bored.

I’m sure I don’t taste like candy anymore, but… anyway! how are you finding it? Does it feel strange? I have so many questions.

Because you landed right at the Hayden Meliá resort! And I wasn’t about to put my husband in anything less than the fucking presidential suite.

I love ambition, buuut there’s always something we want more than anything else.

Look... I’m not saying it’s necessarily a bad thing, but then I’d have to be whipped for failing to align my thoughts with my vows. What are you training for, anyway?

VAMOS A REBUSCAR ANDA ANDA ANDA.

Forget the cunts you met in my 14th birthday. These are your in laws now @strivingforpain

NO. Esta la voy a enmarcar. Deja.

🥹

52 bomboclat, pussy wagon chicken nuggets @hethesunshine

DIME QUE ESE JERSEY AÚN EXISTE.

I really need to pour some soap in my brain.

I mean...

I’m full of surprises, just so you know.

The only thing he has time to do is pull back so that the punch lands on his lip rather than his nose. Ouch. Drops of black blood trickle down. –– Your aim whilst asleep is truly impressive.

Is there a party this weekend or whot?

Do you feel more like lilac or mustard?