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tall women go through hell. moidlets are evil.
My Buddy is 5’6” and has been seeing a girl who’s 5’9”.
First 2 dates: drinks. He’s been wearing FOUR-INCH shoe lifts the entire time, so as far as she knows, he’s taller than her.
Things are going great. She just proposed the third date:
Hot yoga → dinner.
One minor issue: SHOES OFF REQUIRED for those yoga classes. They’re both into fitness so it’s a fun date idea
Does he pivot the date or finally disclose the height fraud? What would Chad do?
what an odd thing to say


















