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I blog for your favorite clickbait site and you won't believe which one! :-P #TeamGay Single by choice, shade queen by nature.

DC/NYC/LA
Joined November 2008
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What’s the difference between a booby trap and a booty trap? I feel like there’s a joke there…
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corona isn’t a joke guys, it fucking sucks. so please, don’t take it lightly if you are. some people can get lucky and not get hit by it too bad, but still isn’t fun. i didn’t take precautions serious enough and paid for it. stop acting like it’s not real, because it is v real.
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Remember when Obama was supposedly creating death panels? Guess they were projecting then too. #VoteOutTheGOP
Arizona is preparing to implement SCORECARDS to determine eligibility for receiving care in a COVID world with limited supplies. The elderly & people with pre-existing conditions immediately fall into a lower category of priority due to life expectancy. azdhs.gov/documents/prepared…
Better headline, “Filthy rich racists point guns AT EACH OTHER as peaceful protesters march past palatial estate.” #BlackLivesMatter
A couple pointed guns at protesters in St. Louis as a group marched toward the mayor's home to demand her resignation. abcn.ws/2YF6gms
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
the guys yawning at the trump rally are already in an ad
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Fox News' Chris Wallace: "Mercedes, please don't filibuster. We're showing pictures here and it shows big, empty areas. Frankly, it makes you guys look silly when you deny the reality of what happened." axios.com/trump-rally-chris-…
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JUST IN: Tulsa Fire Department says Trump rally attendance was about 6,200 hill.cm/MiMEm8Q
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Trump is in a Twitter feud with the Mayor of Minneapolis, which is a good time to mention that this is the Mayor of Minneapolis
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NBC Buys Gay Father-Son Comedy From Writer Nick Lehmann & Matt Hubbard dlvr.it/RDTMb4
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We are literally saying Mayor Pete isn’t gay enough. Kamala Harris isn’t black enough. Wtf people.
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I don’t understand why so many progressives would rather focus their negativity on other progressive/moderate dems rather than going after the alternative GOP options.
Good!
Elizabeth Warren promises to declare war on American energy. "I will ban fracking—everywhere." trib.al/jl8nFAl
What the actual fuck?
William Barr says that he has not researched the emoluments clause. "I couldn't even tell you what it says."
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“Timotheeeeeeeeeeeee”-🌎
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When Elmo sees Elmo’s friend @Adaripp doing GREAT in the Olympics! Elmo is so proud of you! #Elmotivation
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