bartender, league champ bowler, SoundCloud rapper, mr take your money in pong, remarkable karaoke singer, lead rebounder in any given game of pick up ball
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The pack leader always rewards his nest with restaurant ideas
Kanye talks like an anime gang leader😂😂
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Tall, regal, socially a Democrat but fiscally republican, Jewish. Basically Nikki glazer but not funnier than me. All things that describe the girl that I hope never finds this account but if she was slightly more attractive would be the ideal woman: Sarah Jessica Parker.
Can grok AI edit my pictures on this application that show a cross necklace ? If Sarah Jessica Parker finds my account I don’t want her to rule me out as a potential partner based on religious views because she hasn’t gotten to know my charming personality. Asking for a friend
Then he got stabbed? WOW. My gurl SJP would never stab anyone. Unless maybe it was so passionate she had to track me down because of how poetically I spoke about her and she had to knife stab that stupid b word of a lady I’m dating because she realizes we are better together t…
Update:
Not sure how someone got access to my accounts, probably Apple didn’t refurbish my iPhone 13 before reselling it.
Anyways, since I’m here let’s talk about the film “The Family Stone”. Isn’t Claire Danes a national treasure!? And don’t get me started on merideth, po…
Shoot. My Fandual, Dualingo, and X account just got hacked! If I sent you any spam please message my personal cell phone number so I can clear things up. Geez, the worst!
Also, have you guys seen the movie “Hocus Pocus”? Oooochie walllie wali wow! that blonde witch is..
Do you get nervous that your employer will find out how often you masturbate to pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker? Do you ever wonder if the girl your dating that looks too much like Sarah Jessica Parker would be upset if she knew you’re only with her because she looks like Sar…
at ended up genuinely falling in love with him! Oh man, I can’t stress how impactful this movie could be to an impressionable 11 year old boy that hasn’t even seen Sex And The City yet. SATC is a whole other discussion where we will also get into how one can develop a foot fet..
