You'll find I have many qualities for you to dislike
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Webnovel pick a single non-dogshit option for their daily recommendations challenge: impossible.
It's at the point where I pick one at random, set it to audiobook mode, then take my headphones off and let it play for 15 min just to get my daily Free Pass.
Call me tf out, why don't you?
Suddenly and other adverbs like instantly, immediately, and eventually are among my worst writing habits.
I always cringe when I Ctrl F them in my drafts.
It's a real problem.
Oh God.
I forgot that today was the office Halloween lunch party.
I wonder if I can slip out and skip the whole thing?
Ok we're doing this.
No.
There's so much to cover here.
Let's put aside the Mormon shit for later and start with the idea that the Jedi council rejected Anakin because of his power.
This is explicitly false. They reject him because he's old enough to have attachments
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From the Zoomer perspective the Jedi are evil
Anakin was born of a Virgin, conceived by the Force, the Jedi Council knew he was the Chosen One..
Yet still, they rejected him…
Why?
Because he was more powerful than them
Imagine they had loved him, trusted him, and recognized his Divine Destiny
Instead they:
-forbid him to reproduce
-allowed his mother to be sold into slavery and viscously murdered by “sand people”
-watched the Democratic Process of the Republic evolve into a powerless stalemate
-traded Ancient Prophecy in favor of a modern interpretation thereby mocking the very Tradition they claimed to protect
They got what they deserved.
Long live the Empire. Hail Lord Vader