“I just hope I don’t become so blissful I become boring.”

You tell me
Joined June 2013
Porter Robinson night 2 at red rocks.
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The Strokes x Beach House x TV on the Radio x Fcukers show tonight
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We gave “Jalen Duren” 200 million US dollars
Going to sleep here in Australia praying Jalen Duren doesn’t get paid 200 million US dollars
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well turn it off please
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Jacob retweeted
HEARTBREAKING: Chargers WR Quentin Johnston, 25, found responsive this morning. He will play the in their upcoming game this Sunday against Seattle.
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Chun-Li actress Callina Liang for 'STREET FIGHTER' photocall 📸
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I don’t care who you are … Get OUT of my weight room! #PokemonGO
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IM SEEING A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY THEY WANNA LIVE IN MIKE TOMLIN'S MINECRAFT CITY. WHAT IM NOT SEEING IS ANYONE ASKING WHAT HAPPENED TO THE VILLAGERS THAT *USED* TO LIVE THERE.
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Hand the rapist a water Shedeur
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“i smoke to be sober” is IMMEDIATELY going into the lexicon
I don't smoke to get high, I smoke to be sober. ADHD is characterized by neurotransmitter deficiency causing clinically significant distraction, & cannabis acts on the endocannabinoid nervous system as artificial neurotransmitters. Weed helps me focus & be a more attentive parent
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Evidence does not support that cannabis acts as "artificial neurotransmitters" to treat ADHD or improve focus/sobriety. Reviews of studies, including the sole RCT, conclude there is insufficient evidence of benefit and cannabis often impairs attention and cognition. sciencedirect.com/science/articl… pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28576350/ sciencedirect.com/science/articl… pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC69…
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The international ending to Mac & Me will always be an all-timer
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Jacob retweeted
Nicolas Cage says the Marvel Cinematic Universe "is becoming a well-funded and glorified WWE." “I do say this with love, but when I see these 50-plus and otherwise intelligent and remarkably gifted thespians putting on these ridiculous outfits and getting ready for the fight — let’s face it, it’s all cutting to the fight — it’s hard for me not to be reminded that the MCU is becoming a well-funded and glorified WWE.” variety.com/2026/film/news/n…
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Actually just raises fees in his “mortgage business”. Yep, it’s all about the people.
Mat Ishbia on why he offers free TV broadcasts and $2 food menus while other owners prioritize profits: “I don’t own the team, it’s the City of Phoenix’s team... I’m not a guy that’s trying to maximize ROI on every single thing I do. we're going to do what's right by the fans, continue to lead and hopefully others will follow.” (Via @AZSports)
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Jacob retweeted
Nope
am i a chud for thinking that game corruptions are the funniest things ever
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NOP
am i a chud for thinking that game corruptions are the funniest things ever
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Nah cause ghcoffee’s Wii Jeopardy corruptions still have me crying 😭
am i a chud for thinking that game corruptions are the funniest things ever
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glad nobody has shared this one yet this will always be my favorite
am i a chud for thinking that game corruptions are the funniest things ever
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my adult younger brother got so excited by the My Name is Earl reference in Primetime we had to step outside the theater with him to calm him down
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(first day teaching at woke university) it's not my job to educate you
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Jacob retweeted
Replying to @F4LL3N_S4SHA
Every so often they produce gold
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