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ex academic. mad as hell not gonna take this anymore. she/her. writing five things a day.

Malmö, Sweden
Joined January 2015
figured there's no reason to be ashamed of one's poetry attempts link.medium.com/coEkUTmvagb
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Dear @TomCruise you don't found a girlfriend right now! Can you invite me to take a coffee ? Miracle can be happen ⭐⭐
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Replying to @CourtNewsUK
If you think you have a shit job, just remember there's a man who works as a decoy Russell Brand.
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This is it. WINS the internet
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This data was shocking 😳
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The wrong Dana White on the anniversary of the wrong Four Seasons?? Total serendipity.
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HE OFFERED THE WRONG DANA WHITE THE JOB ON THE SIX YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING SOMEONE PINCH ME
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Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Ok, I didn’t expect a story time on Saturday, but here we go. What I’m about to write is TRUE. It is insane, stupid, and very dumb, but it is true. Earlier today Donald J Trump, the p[resident of the United States, posted that he had offered the job of Press Secretary to Dana White. Well, it was the wrong Dana White… 🧵
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Since Jews don't like the term "The genocide of Gaza", we Nitizens have decided to change it to The Holocaust of Gaza' to sound less antisemitic.
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Omg thank you Internet
I laughed so hard I cried. God damn this was well done.
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