@shellmet1

Mozart Internet Defense Force. DSAMN. Paid for by the CIA (Culinary Institute of America). “Let those I love try to forgive / what I have made.”

Joined June 2019
Well I said I'd do a conductor thread so I'll get a start on that. I normally won't post much in the way of an introduction. Good music (and a good performance) tends to speak for itself. Starting with the man in my header: 1. Willem Mengelberg youtu.be/J18wFaVjbPw
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This girl found out I have Mint mobile and been laughing at me for 3 days now
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The whole "we should put bad kids in the military" discourse is hilariously out of date because the military has spent huge resources over the last 50 years screening and keeping them out after learning the hard way that dumb, antisocial teenagers actually make terrible soldiers.
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I just bought these from the store and the cashier said “The whole of life is probably in those two books”
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To the 268 devs that lost their jobs:
To the people celebrating the 268 devs that lost their jobs... FUCK YOU
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i'm not used to fire emblem anna being a regular ass person and not mr krabs
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I have to be completely honest do you think the government is trying to make one piece corny so that its message spreads less
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lol haven't seen a killshot like this for a while
For penning her mea culpa, Hannah-Jones has received a good deal of praise. Well, you can count me out of all that. Her actions were morally indefensible and analytically ignorant, and her supposed metamorphosis remains invisible to the naked eye. nationalreview.com/2026/09/w…
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When the anime girl is bad at cooking
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When I have an interview that starts in 5 minutes ago
Every job interview I go to I stop midway through and make that big Nasty Red Bull drink that’s turquoise that the lip smacking lady made and if people have an issue with it they are [spins wheel] racist
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I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT
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LOL Black Girl Magic!!! From 2016: "As I told Faraji my plan, he slowly shook his head no. He wanted to look into parochial schools, or one of the 'good' public schools, or even private schools. So we argued, pleading our cases from the living room, up the steps to our office lined with books on slavery and civil rights, and back down, before we came to an impasse and retreated to our respective corners.... Faraji couldn’t believe that I was asking him to expose our child to the type of education that the two of us had managed to avoid. He worried that we would be hurting Najya if we put her in a high-poverty, all-black school. 'Are we experimenting with our child based on our idealism about public schools?' he asked. “Are we putting her at a disadvantage?'"
Reading Nikole Hannah-Jones’s 2016 article. Her husband was right to worry: “Are we experimenting w/our child based on our idealism about public schools? Are we putting her at a disadvantage”
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“I was just doing my job” is a pretty sound defense imo.
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for people who grew up on the internet in the early 2000s this is like meeting God himself
23年前に描いた壁砕きアニメ。そもそも見れなくなってたっぽいので再掲
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I’ll never be like Goethe. I’ll never be like Napoleon. I’ll never be like Alexander. I’m eating a heated up pizza at 3 am. Fuuuuuck.
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Am I forgetting or does Marlow not encounter a single piece of ivory throughout the entirety of Heart of Darkness?
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This important for my “it is a miracle when a man can actually do their job” reading of HoD.
When Marlow watches the helmsman bleed out after the attack on the ship, I think rather than the typical “kumbaya we’re all the same man” reading people would like to attach, his feelings come from the fact that this Congolese was actually useful unlike everyone else he’s met.
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None of the internet literary scenes even has a particular style to impose. They expect that a "literary revival" must arrive, so they gather their friends together and have each of them write what they were already writing beforehand.
Go promote graveair's book I guess. But what're we after here? All internet literature feels like fake butt-patting scenes where people prop each other up, Passage included. I think leaving THAT is the task here.
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