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shells/winn | they | Professional complainer | Sexually + Mentally Stable | shoe size EU42 | ""ecologist""" | EN/华语(bad)/DE(Worse) | pfp by @Sonokido

Singapore
Joined December 2016
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i really like this guy's commentary on transit-related matters. he manages to get to the core of the issue with tengah just by visiting once which just highlights how bad it is lol youtube.com/watch?v=NdGheCcL…
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not the cuck mouse
Steve, a tiny dibbler at Perth Zoo, reportedly helped save his endangered species without ever becoming a father. Female dibblers prefer larger mates, and Steve was too small and apparently didn't smell appealing. Keepers used him as the first male females encountered during breeding trials. After meeting Steve, females found the next males more attractive and were more willing to mate. According to the zoo, Steve lived a long life as an unlikely conservation hero.
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“a lost art” i know no fewer than 5 transsexuals who will leap at the chance to do this for you, myself included
The art of shoe shining - a lost art
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deltarune theories have really gotten to "what if rudy was slinging dick like it was a frisbee"
"Dess knight", "Rudy knight", "Carol Knight", why are we only focusing on like 3 of the Absolutely Canon 12 other Holiday family members that were Definitely Mentioned in the Game? where are the May Holiday theories?? #DELTARUNE
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Taste test w bro
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bros giving stage directions
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Breakups are never fun but OP is gonna look back on this when they are 22 and realise how funny this interaction is
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i used to be so mad all the time omg
niggas see me crocheting and automatically wanna start talking about they grandma, nigga i don’t give a fuck about that old ass hoe
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being at the end of the conveyor belt at a sushi place feels like being on the bottom floor of the prison from the platform (2019)
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What would you rather have?: A: 1kg of gold, delivered within two weeks. B: 500t of solidified septic tank scum, delivered within 15 minutes.
Steam generates 3x the revenue of Roblox while Roblox has up to 1000x more games released per day than Steam. Yet Roblox games releases in seconds via an automated review system and Steam takes weeks. The problem is not AI games increasing the number of Steam reviews. This is bullshit being sold to you. The problem is Steam is derelict of its duty. Roblox has invested billions into app review process. When you build a product your assets are uploaded into the system as you are building, so you don't get some sudden rejection at the time of release. They have spent a lot of money on R&D and AI systems that analyze and detect problematic content, and also have appeal systems. Valve takes 30% from you as a developer but has spent nothing to invest into the systems required to handle content reviews. Absolutely shameful.
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i be speaking german in her el coochita idgaf
Duolingo reportedly ordered an artist to remove inappropriate fan art of its goth teen mascot Lily One post had nearly 30 million views before being taken down
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Ya estas grande para seguir identificandote como el shota o el típico chico de secundaria del doujin sos el ugly bastard ahora
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yakub seen in kansas turning white people back into black people
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In Woke 3, we're torturing small animals. We're abusing them physically and sexually. It is hard to reconcile with traditional ethics, but that's what makes it Woke 3, its wildly new mores.
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TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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its called Gulf of Latinx.
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you're a great friend. yknow what, let me harvest your brain and put it in an airborne weapons platform.
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OKAY WELL YOU’RE NOT INVITED TO MY BUTTHOLE PARTY!!!
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