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Former honorary member of the "Sisters"

Joined March 2022
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"Well it's a Thursday night but there's a high school game Sneak a bottle up the bleachers and forget my name These 5A bastards run a shallow cross It's a boy's last dream and a man's first loss"
Cherish every moment. 🥺
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Bro get Tyler Shough the fuck OUT of WWECW
This man challenged for the Tag Titles at No Mercy 2006
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The Kinks mentioned
Nobody’s talking about Tamra’s playlist with a hidden message on Spotify… wtf #ethanklein #H3H3 #h3 #hilaklein #cheatinghusband #H3PODCAST
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(the LeSabre doesn't have a check engine light)
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Kyle Chandler could legit win for this year and I won't hear any different
People’s Sexiest Man Alive: 2015: David Beckham 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2017: Blake Shelton 2018: Idris Elba 2019: John Legend 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2021: Paul Rudd 2022: Chris Evans 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2024: John Krasinski 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2026: Noah Wyle
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Yeah but Marino would have thrown a dart across the middle before the Panzers even rush, there is levels to this blitz shit
Look at what just came across my fyp on TikTok
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tribe called ques
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Probably best not to think about why he'd be in the area
Well this just happened. I guess Tom Cruise is here #Brewers
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someone on here the other day equated jay-z to the triple h of rap and that’s been rattling my brain of how accurate and crazy that analogy is. like jay wasn’t the stone cold, rock, undertaker, hogan, john cena, batista, macho man, bret hart, etc. he was the triple h, the guy who was around the greats at the same time they were all in their prime so he’s included in the conversation of the greatest by proximity at most.
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My biggest takeaway from this is that guy decked out head to toe in Dolphins gear with like 10,000 things on him camping out for Marino autographs
The Legend himself. I also hear he likes bringing back Pittsburgh Institutions… Stay tuned…
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Burst out laughing at this
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We doing boomer bangers today
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We used to have music videos where Mariah Carey ran away at the altar from Eric Roberts for Prison Break
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Becoming a celebrity who does those "Get out to vote, your vote matters" videos but explicitly telling everyone who doesn't vote exactly like me to stay the fuck home
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pelican son or saint daughter?
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white people when the cashier at Long John's Silver says they're all out of hush puppies
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The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders have unionized.
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If anyone has suggestions for wtf to do with the 160 slics, 5 pounds of American Cheese my roommate brought home, please let me know, I'm desperate
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