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@shenyaoping

what is a man, except for a pile of pathetic, sordid secrets?

Joined November 2010
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"show me how to live, teach me how to tolerate, encourage me to give, empower me to love and celebrate"
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@empiremike_Nov 1
"Forgiveness is a quality of God and you are not a God. Remember the betrayal". ~ Niccola Machiavelli
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@tumiszn_Oct 31
Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline
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STUPID FUCKING VENDOR I’ll FUCKING CUT YOU ON YOUR NEXT DELIVERY
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@RioMoussallemOct 30
United play tomorrow.
Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) profile pictureDomino's Pizza UK
@Dominos_UKOct 30
tell a terrifying story in 3 words
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cr7 only 15 goas away from 1000. madman’s actually gonna do it
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@veloriahqOct 26
“𝘚𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥, 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭.” — 𝘏𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘏𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘦
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90s WWE
@90sWWEOct 27
Congratulations Kane 👏🏻
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DB@dyIanbrettOct 25
The funk soul brother
Henry (@henryd91932) profile pictureHenry@henryd91932Oct 25
Carrick out now 😡😡
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a concept album about my all-time fave fromsoft game?!?! LFG BRO open.spotify.com/album/4nI5x…

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just found out bryan garris is also the bassist for xweaponx 💯
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although nothing beats tfw i found out chris wiseman is the guitarist for both currents and shadow of intent.
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“you’re a prisoner of the present in your timeline, forever transitioning between your inaccessible past and your unknowable future”
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tahun baru azam baru ah gitew
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tahun baru azam baru gitew pt. CXXIII
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tahun baru azam baru gitew pt. CXXIV
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Priyanka dhakad🌻🍀
@dhakadgirl8Oct 5
Me surviving every hurdle life throws at me.
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ash !!!@loserbuckleyhanOct 3
“should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? should we invite bella hadid” is at the very least an honorable mention
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@YourBudTevinOct 1
“Fucking the text man for texts”, “Young hoes cook everything on high”, “Omg you people can’t do anything” and “We’ve extensively talked about this, you’re just 21” are the four greatest tweets ever made. The philosophical impact cannot be understated. Socratic level thinking
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A$AP Milli@JxMilliOct 3
ℕ𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖 𝔽𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕒🥹❤️💕💋 (@CHARMAINE45217) profile pictureℕ𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖 𝔽𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕒🥹❤️💕💋
@CHARMAINE45217Sep 30
What the fuck you even supposed to do with your hands while you’re getting your dick sucked ?????
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harry potter’s fanfics are just different gravy. the one where malfoy is a girl called malfoid? *chef’s kiss*
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takraw players playing teqball feels like a cheat code
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flight ✅ accom ✅ lfg!!!
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edit with a daddy yankee song? 💯
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