Shirley Carter’s Pussy

People forget that it was Strictly Come Dancing that put Taylor Swift’s career on the map. Up until the band covered Look what you made me do in 2018, no one had really heard of her. I still prefer this to the original 😊

I love a Wispa and it’s even better if it’s free. Come on folks, vote the evil out and get a bloody good freebie. Even if you don’t watch #BigBrother

There’s something so otherworldly and mystical about Black Eyed Peas cinematic Meet Me Halfway. It makes me emosh

The Gilded Age has me hooked

I want Russell Brand and David Walliams locked up for life

They’re coming to save Eastenders. If it’s possible

Zoe Slater’s funeral song being Chasing Cars

Zoe’s funeral being the side plot to more Cindy and Max dross. I can’t do this anymore #Eastenders #Abysmal

A24 confirm the sequel to ‘Backrooms’ will be titled ‘Morserooms’ starring British actress Laila Morse. The actress best known for portraying non-binary soap legend Mo Harris has already begun filming the highly anticipated sequel.

What the fucking hell, excuse me, is happening over on Coronation Street

Obsessed with Kat abusing the gays. It’s time

Denise passing her GCSEs in Eastenders

Stacey and none of Zoe’s sisters going to her funeral. I want the entire team at Eastenders sacked. It’s like watching a car crash in the slowest of motions

Eastenders is pure unadulterated trash

Waiting til 10pm for Eastenders on a Christmas night because of fucking Call The Midwife

The clocks going back feels dystopian

The cruel clock hands are spinning back to the bleak doom of winter. 6 months of pure hell awaits

I need this storm wind and rain to end everything and everyone in the UK. Let the madness end