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Broccoli

@shockingkeith

28 • PhD Researcher in Organic Synthesis & Crystallography • Aspiring Carbohydrate Expert • UCC • Guitar • Piano • Ukulele • He/Him

 Cork, Ireland
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Joined January 2013
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george
@StokeyyG216 Nov 2025
Simply some of the greatest football limbs and commentary you will ever see. Wow, wow, wow. 🙌🇮🇪
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More than a hat-trick... A work of art from Troy Parrott 🎨🇮🇪 #WCQ
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INCREDIBLE. Troy Parrott's remarkable hat-trick pulls of a dramatic Ireland comeback to secure a World Cup qualifying play-off place 🤯☘️
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Our good pals The Mary Wallopers have just been pulled off stage and the PA shut down at @VictoriousFest in Portsmouth for taking out a 🇵🇸 flag and saying Free Palestine. Speak up against genocide in England and you're treated like a criminal. Up the Mary Wallopers 💚🤍🧡 Free Palestine! Free the 6 counties!
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This is getting beyond a joke now. How many recalls has this been?
RTÉ News (@rtenews) profile pictureRTÉ News
@rtenews5 Aug 2025
The Food Safety Authority of Ireland has issued a recall alert for a number of potted coriander products along with a single hummus product due to the possible presence of listeria monocytogenes rte.ie/news/2025/0805/152705…
Coriander and hummus products recalled over listeria

Coriander and hummus products recalled over listeria

The Food Safety Authority of Ireland has issued a recall alert for a number of potted coriander products along with a single hummus product due to the possible presence of listeria monocytogenes.

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this would be the start of my villain arc😭
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I bought DOGE as a joke last year, forgot about it, just checked it and I’m up over 550% profit 😂
MUSKOSOPHY (@muskosophy) profile pictureMUSKOSOPHY
@muskosophy13 Nov 2024
Elon Musk said: “If a government official is effective in spending your money, they should be rewarded. If they waste your money, they should be fired.”
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THEY’VE GIVEN THIS AS A PENALTY? THE LEAGUE NEEDS SHUT DOWN. nitter.cf/kwlwlw358738/status/18…
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VAR GAVE WEST HAM A PENALTY FOR THIS “FOUL” FROM DE LIGT🤯🤯🤯 ABSOLUTE HOWLER AGAIN FROM VAR😡
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How is this ever a penalty???
EPL Bible (@EPLBible) profile pictureEPL Bible
@EPLBible27 Oct 2024
West Ham just got a penalty for this. Looks a bit harsh for me this… 🤨
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#14 (@ChampagneAc3) profile picture
#14@ChampagneAc320 Oct 2024
The way these refs help city almost every game it’s a fucking disgrace man
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Seriously? €9 million for phone pouches? More waste? I've written to @SimonHarrisTD to call a halt to this nonsense. This needs to be sorted.
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Mark@mrkphllps19 Jun 2024
Nobody: My Glade Air Freshener at 3am:
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That’s not a pen what the fuck pure corruption #CHEMUN nitter.cf/KelleMatth59404/status…
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@MrBeast22 Jan 2024
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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Hasbi@THOR_511929 Oct 2023
Premier league love those brown envelopes from Man City…. #MUNMCI
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“Dad, how many times have Manchester United been robbed by VAR” #MUNMCI
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PWO UCC@PWO_UCC5 Oct 2023
PhD researchers and even post-docs showing up in solidarity in front of Cork City Hall today to protest for better PhD pay and conditions 🙌🏼 #PGRsDeserveBetter #ResearchIsWork @PWO_Ireland
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#PGRsDeserveBetter
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This time last year government announced a pitiful €500 increase to stipends as a cost of living measure. On budget day. This year @SimonHarrisTD says we should wait til Thursday to find out what we might get. Clearly not enough of a priority to feature in #Budget2024 statement
Department of Further and Higher Education (@DeptofFHed) profile pictureDepartment of Further and Higher Education
@DeptofFHed27 Sep 2022
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Increase of €500 in stipends for PhD students funded through SFI and IRC. Postgraduate fee contribution grant to increase by €500, benefiting approximately 2,400 students. #Budget2023 #Budget2023Ireland gov.ie/budget
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