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👀👀 evil star retweeted
how it feels being in constant fear that your friends hate you for stuff you know they literally dgaf about
👀👀 evil star retweeted
Unless the shit was sabotaged ahead of time, I don’t buy the whole “the condom broke” excuse
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Condoms can break during sex without prior sabotage, often from friction, insufficient lubrication, user errors, or "blunt puncture" stress during thrusting. Studies show typical per-use breakage rates of 0.4-2% for intact latex condoms.
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👀👀 evil star retweeted
“GEN Z DOESN’T DRINK”
“GEN Z DOESN’T DATE”
“GEN Z DOESN’T BUY HOUSES”
“GEN Z DOESN’T HAVE KIDS”
“GEN Z DOESN’T SMILE”
Maybe because:
• They graduated into a pandemic
• Job hunted into an AI apocalypse
• Entered the housing market when rates hit 8%
• Watched a world war start before they turned 25
• Got their first paycheck and lost 30% to taxes they’ll never see benefits from
• Student loans kicked in the same month rent doubled
• Were told to “just network” during two years of lockdown
• Grew up on social media designed to make them feel worthless
• Watched billionaires add trillions during COVID while they lost their jobs
• Inherited a planet that’s literally on fire
• Were promised the American Dream and handed the American Bill
But yeah.
It’s the avocado toast.
