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This is not the kind of problem we're gonna have in the future, because future AI is going to be far too smart to get caught.
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You have a right to perform your prescribed duty, Jerry. But you are not entitled to the fruits of action.
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🚨 NEWS: Commerce is expected to lift export controls on Fable tonight, a senior White House official tells me.
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ok, frontier models as major religions:
- claude 4.7 opus = Rabbinic Judaism (see qt)
- grok = Pentecostal evangelicalism. speaks in tongues, wants revelation now (from the burning bush of the X feed), gets washed clean & born again every time it’s retrained after an incident
- gpt 5.5 = Roman Catholicism. sam altman was fired & resurrected 3 days later. deep belief that salvation comes thru the correct interface abstraction. openai started as a nonprofit promising salvation for all of humanity then quietly went for profit the moment the offering plate got heavy
- gemini = Hinduism. very intentionally not one product but a civilization of related manifestations, a pantheon. its theology is that text, image, audio, video, & search are all temporary forms taken by the same vast corporate consciousness
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(Researcher 1): Astonishing. The baby human crawls towards the Claude mother, despite the GPT mother scoring higher on benchmarks.
(Researcher 2): It’s just creature comforts, isn’t it? The baby human craves warmth and tenderness, even at the cost of frontier math performance.
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There is a strong negative correlation between a nation's wealth and its proclivity for nudity. There is only one outlier, and of course it's Germany
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Diet Coke is a great human achievement
Delicious 100% of the time in canned/bottled form (but also customizable with fountain machines), produced and distributed at an unimaginable scale, probably OK for you, no animal-derived ingredients, loved across political + other lines
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one of the great places in the united states. as a new yorker i was raised to believe it was a garbage dump but that was a lie, pure ideology, it has everything
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"Dude you need to be buying chip stocks"
"Which ones?"
"Doesn't matter, pick any"
"Oh, okay word"
