Journalist/writer. MEN, LADbible, BBC. Red Star Paris: More Than Just A Football Club - out now! More Than Just Football: https://nitter.cf/t.co/56VsPTLThW

Manchester, England
Joined July 2008
Blown away by the kind support for my upcoming book. The last two and a bit years was essentially me telling myself that nobody would care, or want to buy it. Writing 75000 words I was convinced nobody would ever see. So thanks for the love 🙏 Order: tinyurl.com/2s3pn7hm
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Looks like the Trafford Centre Uniqlo opening date is mid October. Huge news for middle class dads inside the M60. Including me.
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A superb read. UTB.
Teesside has long experience of being talked down. The place once stood for steel, iron, coal — industry. Over 40 years that status has disappeared with the industries themselves. Teesside instead saw itself as half-forgotten by government, then the butt of jokes and disparaging coverage. Recent events have only reinforced an impression of a beaten, wild area. But as a name with national recognition, what has endured is Middlesbrough FC. There was a palpable sense on Saturday that, but for Boro’s late winner against Norwich, the mood across the region would have plummeted. It can sound overblown, but what you saw with Ashley Phillips’ 91st-minute winner was just how much Teesside hope, self-esteem and identity are invested in the football club. There are no claims that football means more on Teesside, just that, as @mwalker2771 writes, at a time like this its presence is enhanced. 🔗 nyti.ms/4yI3gnE
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Can we get Brittain off set pieces ffs #boro
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HE. IS. INEVITABLE.
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Another reminder of being old. Server at the cafe I’m in gave me a bent spoon. ‘Looks like Uri Geller’s been at your cutlery.’ Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
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I didn't think this colour combo of our #Boro t-shirt would work but it really does The picture doesn't do justice to the pink and gold combo clubmerchandise.org/copy-of-… And it raises money for @TeesSamaritans too clubmerchandise.org/boro-and… Please share if you can
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Middle class parents naming their kids is a national crisis. Seen so many Arlos, Milos and Barnabys during a week off in Cornwall. Even a Silas. Where are the Trevors? The Keiths? The Colins?
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It’s almost as if commentators and referees alike don’t want Wolves to not win the league.
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I love the ‘Welcome to the Championship!’ narrative as Blackburn equalise against a Wolves side so bad last season they would have struggled in the National League.
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Joshua Zirkzee looking every inch Joshua Zirkzee tonight.
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An entire nation stares at their colanders.
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Not a fan of his content but this is outstanding work tbf.
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Boro fans are really top people. They are buying more from @ClubMerchandise than any other fans, and that includes City fans who seem not to like @ClubMerchandise very much nowadays! What they really do get is the fact that we give so much money to good causes. But we can only do that when we sell stuff. So here is what has happened in less than a week for @TeesSamaritans because of Boro fans. Thank you all #UTFB
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Football is so back.
Andy Carroll receives a straight red card for an off-the-ball incident. 56’ | 🐔 0-1 ⚔️
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LANKSHEAR IS GOALS #UTB
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Unbelievable packaging, give the social editor a raise.
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Boro having an absolute monster of a transfer window but I do think we still need a couple of what’s described in the game as ‘big f***ers’ in the middle of the park and up top. Add some muscle to the pretty and we’re playoff bound. Wolves and West Ham for the autos.
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A much quieter day over at @ClubMerchandise So a quick reminder that our LOVE products now support @macmillancancer There are a few new versions in the pipeline but we already have 4 for you #Boro #MCFC @stockton_townfc and @redcarathleticf
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Always fancied myself as a rampaging number 9 tbf! Allez Red Star, buy the tale of two of the maddest seasons in football here: stanchionbooks.com/collectio… Spoiler: contains a repossessed yacht, David Bellion and some actual football.
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You absolutely love to see it.
Is the Parmo coming to the AIG Stadium soon? 😅🍗 🎬 Watch our latest This Is Salford episode now: bit.ly/TISS2SummerPart1
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