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30 year old guy with the body of Buddha, back of a 60 year old and knees of an 80 year old

Kidderminster
Joined February 2011
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CPR should be compulsory to learn in school. Should not go through life without knowing it. I couldn't give a shit about Sin, Cos and Tan and haven't ever used it since I was taught it in GCSE maths. CPR saves lives. It's as simple as that.
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Seen less plants in a cannabis farm. Blokes off his rocker
From pressure cooker to green sanctuary! 🌿⚽️ To mark #StressAwarenessWeek, we’ve teamed up with Plants & Flowers Foundation Holland to completely transform our changing room with over 60 houseplants. By bringing nature indoors, we’re helping our players find calm before stepping onto the pitch. How will you be feeling the plant effect this winter? Let us know below! 👇 #FeelThePlantEffect #FGR #StressAwarenessWeek #Houseplants
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Simon Jordans one of the only pundits on Talksport I can listen too. About time pundits called out Partey......it's been awfully silent on how Arteta and Arsenal backed him.
🔴 "Arsenal are genuine role-models!" 🤥 "They're a wonderful group of choir boys... Thomas Partey was up there as well, wasn't he?!" Simon Jordan hits back at Piers Morgan for his comparison of Palmer and Rice 👇 📺 youtu.be/UGeVOgO2hlg @piersmorgan | @sjopinion10
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One of these teams would go on to be 3-0 up against AC Milan in a competitive European match. Got to love football
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Sam Curran should not be in this 50 over side
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We'll host League 1 @drfc_official in the FA Cup First Round Match and ticket details will be confirmed in due course - we look forward to hosting Donny in a few weeks! 🔗 More: harriers.co.uk/news/2026/10/… #Harriers 🦅
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Simon Clarke retweeted
Barnet away next week.
Stalybridge 3-1 Grove Interview with Matt Rhead
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Jack Wint is fucking class
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BuT wE dIdN't Do AnYtHiNg WrOnG
The scale of Manchester City's financial cheating laid bare in independent commission report: the club overstated sponsorship income by more than £830 million over eight years.
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If I was Jack Willis I'd change my name to Jacques Willis and play for France when eligible. Criminal that England don't pick him. Best 7 in the world. Back to back Top 14 player of the seasons says it all.
Back-to-back brilliance 🏆🏆 Jack Willis retains his Top 14 Player of the Season crown! How good would it be to see him back in an England shirt? 🌹👀
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Yes Luke Woodhouse. Deserved that win.
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Class
Tony Pulis knows everybody in football
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Bet Dicky Lanes sat with a cigar in hand and a wry smile. Massively upgraded on Murray with Wotton.
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500 fans at home in the National League. Tinpot
Today’s attendance is 802 with 301 away fans. Thank you for your support, Moors fans 💙💛
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Game by game Paul Wotton is silencing every doubter and person who predicted us to go down. Game by game, Lane and Holdsworths appointment looks better and better. What a superb win. Expect this type of win will do wonders for the squad togetherness.
Pure character, grit and togetherness from our ten. We found a way. GET IN THERE!! 🔵 1-4🦅 #Harriers
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For all the questions marks over the Harriers' recruitment this summer, Jack Wint looks an exceptional signing. Probably the one area where we have signed someone better who is better than what we had last season (love you Dibs) #khfc
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Simon Clarke retweeted
Me to my FPL team after gameweek 1
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Should have just let him train once a week and got the deal done
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Images that precede unfortunate events
Keep the sheet clean, Dave. 🧺 #Harriers 🦅
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