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Cancel @PatMcAfeeShow, to have such a douchebag like Rodgers on ur show and say Sandy Hook was an inside job is beyond sickening. You owe an apology at least to the parents. DISGUSTING – at Hamilton, Ontario
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Astros outfielder Taylor Trammell touched every base before realizing he did not hit a home run
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Several professional engineers had to stamp the plans for this thing. I’m sure they did top-notch professional work.
Doesn’t matter. They should have their certifications stripped. Then be horsewhipped in the streets.
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In case you're wondering and missed it ... the red card tackle, didn't even realize it was that bad of an injury until the zoom in
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The sloth falls into the water and although he is able to swim, he appreciates the capybara's prompt rescue.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Sloths cannot climb as quickly as shown; their maximum climbing speed is 1.6–2.16 km/h. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloth en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capybara
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Ron McLean actively trying to get himself into an early retirement tonight by making a roofie joke.
“the roofies, they’ll get you every time.”
Don’t even try to suggest this isn’t worse than what Cherry was done in for. Unreal.
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Canada’s March to the Match continues to work its way through the Toronto streets toward the stadiums.
Beautiful scenes as fans chant and cheer and high five fans who are lining the streets.
It’s going to be electric inside the stadium today.
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Smiling ear to ear, you?
The Leaf: Blueprint x @Rogers
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“I think we have world-class talent… but we know we need to get further."
Maple Leafs GM John Chayka and Senior Executive Advisor of Hockey Ops Mats Sundin join @RealKyper and @jtbourne to discuss the team’s competitive timeline.
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