Simon MacMichael ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿšฒ (@simonmacmichael) header
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Simon MacMichael ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿšฒ

@simonmacmichael

Scottish, Londoner, adopted Italian. Pro cyclist (cargo bike grocery delivery chapter), occasional bike journo. Gooner, Rabble, Genoano โšฝ London Scottish ๐Ÿ‰

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Simon MacMichael ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿšฒ retweeted
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Sarah Bond ๐Ÿ’™ ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿงก@SheLovesTweets7 Jun 2025
This is true
Ali T. (@Ali3Mctavish) profile pictureAli T.@Ali3Mctavish6 Jun 2025
The UK had the best deal of any EU country, including the right to return illegal immigrants, until Farage and Johnson destroyed it all with Brexit.
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Kevin Maguire
@Kevin_Maguire23 Apr 2025
Happy St Georgeโ€™s Day when we celebrate a Turkish migrant worker who never came to England and would now probably be barred from entering.
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In Flanders Fields - From Middelkerke to Wevelgem (@IFF_race) profile picture
In Flanders Fields - From Middelkerke to Wevelgem@IFF_race30 Mar 2025
In loving memory of Richard Moore, host of @cycling_podcast, who sadly passed away in 2022. โค๏ธ #GW25
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T. Bernadetti@MrsRoyKeaneo17 Mar 2025
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€ #StPatricksDay
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Zora Suleman
@ZoraSuleman20 Feb 2025
Did Lauren just sniff Soniaโ€™s knickers?! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #EELive #EastEnders #EastEnders40
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Mambo Italiano (@mamboitaliano__) profile picture
Mambo Italiano
@mamboitaliano__18 Feb 2025
๐Ÿšจโ€Amore come to Venice ๐Ÿซฃโ€ This is Venice, the Rialto Bridge, this Carnival weekend Keep that in mindโ€”Italy ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡นcan get unbelievably crowded
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WME | Talent Management ยฉ@WME_Talent19 Feb 2025
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Balon@meow_st081517 Feb 2025
in BAFTA #GoodOmensFanArt
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Empire State Building Observation Deck (@EmpireStateBldg) profile picture
Empire State Building Observation Deck
@EmpireStateBldg28 Jan 2025
Not me. Hope this helps.
Pretty Cities (@PrettyCitiesX) profile picturePretty Cities
@PrettyCitiesX24 Jan 2025
Empire State Building, New York
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a picture of the Chrysler Building en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysler_โ€ฆ
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X$i Dogg ๐Ÿ—ธ (@cymru_simon) profile picture
X$i Dogg ๐Ÿ—ธ@cymru_simon6 Jan 2025
Puts @johnredwood to shame
Hiroshi Suzuki (@AmbJapanUK) profile pictureHiroshi Suzuki
@AmbJapanUK6 Jan 2025
Looking forward to my trip to ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ Hwyl, gweld chiโ€™n fuan!
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IRN-BRU@irnbru12 Dec 2024
Hands off my BRU! #SnowmanAd #Christmas2024
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Simon MacMichael ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿšฒ retweeted
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Ragฤฑp Soylu
@ragipsoylu8 Dec 2024
So touching: โ€œI have been in prison for 10 years. What happened?โ€ โ€œThe regime fellโ€ And his laugh!
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Simon MacMichael ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿšฒ retweeted
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No Context Brits
@NoContextBrits3 Dec 2024
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Simon MacMichael ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿšฒ retweeted
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Out of Context Human Race
@NoContextHumans28 Nov 2024
Legit
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Simon MacMichael ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿšฒ retweeted
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Mike Galsworthy@mikegalsworthy28 Nov 2024
"The Yorkshire Post reported that talented young cyclists were struggling to make their way in the sport because every piece of equipment that they take across the new border has to have its own individual piece of paper." yorkshirebylines.co.uk/politโ€ฆ
Pitiful trade deals and delays at Dover: Brexit realities coming home

Pitiful trade deals and delays at Dover: Brexit realities coming home

The deluded fantasies of the Brexit elite are finally being exposed by the way the real world actually works

yorkshirebylines.co.uk
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The National
@ScotNational2 Nov 2024
BREAKING: Scottish comedian Janey Godley has died in hospital 'surrounded by her loved ones', her management has confirmed The comic and author had been receiving end of life care after being diagnosed with terminal ovarian cancer
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Simon MacMichael ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿšฒ retweeted
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Phryge la mascotte@phryge_mascotte31 Oct 2024
Bouuuuuuuhhhhh #phryge
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.@LouiseRawAuthor20 Oct 2024
Mate, even Tommy Robinson isnโ€™t Tommy Robinson ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡งUnmasked-crusader๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง (@sarahjo60329006) profile picture๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡งUnmasked-crusader๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง@sarahjo6032900620 Oct 2024
Replying to @TRobinsonNewEra @elonmusk
We are all Tommy Robinson ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป
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Blackwell's, Oxfordโ€™s Bookshop@blackwelloxford18 Oct 2024
Please retweet and share. Let's reunite this very special ring with Kiran.
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Paul Watson@paul_c_watson4 Oct 2024
Man sits by me on train. MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here ME: Really? MAN: Loads mate ME: How'd you know? MAN: There's signs aren't there? ME: I guess? MAN: I love them (47 minutes of awkward silence.) Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.
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