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Joined May 2026
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mind you richard also spoiled the game but we all found that funny
Sorry that was embarrassing. Why would you sign up to The TRAITORS and then spoil the actual game because you didn’t want to be a Traitor? I can’t believe it. Hope they slashed his fee #CelebrityTraitors
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my favourite old men im holding you all extra tight now.
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Just finished a 30 minute call with my bsf that was solely a rant about bottom John Lennon and top Paul Simon
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@/PaulSimonMusic @/GarfunkelMusic next date idea??? 👀
First look at the new ‘DUNE: PART THREE’ popcorn bucket.
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Art garfunkel please continue to wear stupid graphic tees that are too small for you its faggy and slutty🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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never in my history of thursday’s did i think i’d see james blunt kiss ross kemp on the mouth #CelebrityTraitors
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Maya cheersing to “killing” and Kenny saying “as a Traitor myself” at the Round Table and not a single person clocking them??? #CelebrityTraitors
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BOY YOU ARE NOT STRAIGHT😭😭😭😭
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Replying to @simonsfunkel
i was so scared he actually pounced on me. im 20 and SCARED of brett anderson
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Replying to @simonsfunkel
This is real footage of Paul boarding the greyhound in Pittsburg
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Here comes the hard sell: Airplane Mode out 6 November! JamesBlunt.lnk.to/AirplaneMo…
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Its so hard finding things to tweet about
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It’s all just butthole butthole butthole with you people
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the irony of my shirt (for halloween) depicting a woman in absolute terror being delayed overseas is not lost on me. i am the woman in absolute terror now. why is my shirt trapped in europe
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Yassified Simon & Garfunkel
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a lot of my academic life as of late has been looking at the material, accepting i'm going to fail then going to sleep
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my newborn baby: p- p- p…. me: omg is she gonna say papa my newborn baby: people’s sexiest man alive 2026 was a fraudulent choice
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many people are asking the question. what if bruce springsteen were upside down
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born in the USA, i'm on fire, and dancing in the dark all being from the same album
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