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Joined March 2007
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What I'd just say to you Tama, I mean Tova, how many Maori National Party MPs do we have in cabinet you ask. It's a number. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMever
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Winston wants to outlaw the original name for this land, but has he discussed his plans with Shane yet?
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Replying to @dbseymour
@dbseymour every time representatives of the British Crown come to the motu, entire schools take the day off and line the streets. Today they are doing that for the OTHER Treaty Partner. That 'equality' you keep bleating about.
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I created the Near East, and then I created the Far East, and then I thought “Maybe I’ll put something in the Middle,” and that was a huge mistake.
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It has now been more than a year since Christopher Luxon has been interviewed by Q+A, including his entire tenure as PM. We hope he'll agree to be interviewed soon.
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Day 5 of watching Māori men stand up at the tangihanga of Tuheitia and pour out poetic emotional kōrero after poetic emotional kōrero starting to realise this is a really healthy way for men to express emotions.
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Yesterday he was outed on a secret dinner with Stevensons Mining (who've repeatedly failed in court to mine Te Kuha), today we learn that Bathurst & Federation Mining were there too. Still no list for scrutiny & Cab Minister hiding meetings. #waronnature newsroom.co.nz/2024/05/15/jo…
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Holocaust Survivor Message to US Campus Protesters: This survivor of the Holocaust is against Genocide in Gaza & conflating Jewishness with Zionism, which does nothing but increase antisemitism. Your protests are so persistent, large and global that eventually the Western leadership, which are trying to deny what’s going on, will be forced to face up to it. There is a historic responsibility towards injustice, genocide and fascism. Thank you for being brave and on the right side of history. Stephen Kapos
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Retweet. Again and again. Who are those folk who voted for Winston again?
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Voting closes tomorrow. After speaking with party leaders during the election campaign, @moanatribe shares her whakaaro. #nzpol #Elections2023
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Honestly, someone should take advantage of this chaos and colonize England.
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Celtic fans sing "if you hate the Royal Family clap your hands" over a one minute applause for the Queen.. nitter.cf/JDNKon/status/15714551…
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The Stuart & Barry show opens Fri 23rd of Sept at Gallery Anomalous in Surfdale, Waiheke Island. artisphere.co.nz/artisphere-… #newzealandart #nzart
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Who looks at the state of... everything... And goes "ah the biggest problem facing Aotearoa is those lazy young people"
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No one has ever provided a single shred of evidence to support the claim that the monarchy is good for tourism. The highest figure anyone has come up with is £500m, invented by VisitBritain eleven years ago. They stopped using it when we point out why it's wrong.
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They self harvest! They are the socialist fruit of Aotearoa!
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We actually already held a bit of a referendum on whether to have co-governance. It was in 1840 and a whole bunch of us signed up through our 540ish representatives. Still waiting on it though…
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Imagine setting fire to a children’s playground but not tearing down a single colonial statue. Weak. Embarrassing.
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