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may olvera

@simplagoon

King of the rodeo 💌 u don't need my bylines!

 Queens, NY
Joined January 2010
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So Eli Lilly and Ashley Madison are not the same thing huh
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This song hits sooo hard as an 11 year old with a crush just getting home from school and firing up the iPod open.spotify.com/track/1G8ja…
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A baby goat started pushing a cat, but the cat thought it was just getting cuddles
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All the people who said they'd be Punch the monkey for Halloween back in July.... how easily you all move on 😔
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People like you are why it takes four hours to get a drivers license 😭
Rick Eats DC (@rickeatsdc) profile pictureRick Eats DC@rickeatsdcOct 28
My favorite bowl of soup in the DMV right now may be the $14.95 bun bo Hue at Truong Tien in Eden Center. The broth has great depth from the various shanks, tendons, and knuckles that go into it. I was in Vietnam earlier this year and this is better than any version I had there.
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You can absolutely still tell this is Jennifer Lawrence lmao
Jaimee Michell (@JaimeeUSA) profile pictureJaimee Michell
@JaimeeUSAOct 28
Tragic. I would have no idea this was Jennifer Lawrence without the post below mentioning it. She underwent plastic surgery to remove all her most distinctive features. I wish women would stop doing this to themselves 😕
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One must have at least three backup Halloween costumes entirely sourced from their every-day closet
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averyluna333
@lucky_chairOct 26
Lead us not in to penn station
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If your gf is a cat SEEK HELP
Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) profile picturePunch Cat
@PunchingCatOct 25
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This is quite literally something a stoner in my philosophy class said to me when we were 20
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 25
JUST IN: Joe Rogan proposes putting world leaders in a room together on psychedelic mushrooms to end wars & achieve global denuclearization.
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Burning ur mouth on food is the mark of the beast..... excess, arrogance, no self control
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If it's not U.S. Press Secretary Tiffany "New York" Pollard idc
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what if i said fuck it and became president of the united states like obama
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"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" Idk if it's my biggest but this had 2010 tumblr in a CHOKEHOLD
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camryn (COMMS OPEN) (@camrymel) profile picturecamryn (COMMS OPEN)@camrymelOct 19
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" this singular drawing
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Land acknowledgment at the Spirit Halloween but for the store that was there before
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Absolutely humiliating that my Where's Waldo costume literally just looks like me on a completely normal day
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Getting a fake ID making me younger so i qualify for the New York City Ballet $30 for 30 program
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many are suffering from anti-ai psychosis
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I got my first email address when i was seven, always had my own computer in my room and was on the Star Wars forums when i was ten. That i am well adjusted and was never groomed is a miracle
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its jex btw@beersmoker93Oct 18
tweeting is just a way to relieve the catholic urge to confess
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