Cohost of @_ItsaTrueStory with Chelsea, Christy, and Tianna. We rarely agree. Except about the veracity of movies inspired by real life events. #poopometer
Los Angeles, CA (Culver City)
Joined September 2008
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Whoohoo! A new episode of @_ItsATrueStory is out today. It's @ChachBallerina's last turn as the #tourguide for Season 1 and she brings us a fabulous bromance about film-making and crossdressing.
#poopometer #johnnydepp #edwood #timburton
📣 New Podcast! "Angora Sweaters! They're Not Just for Women Anymore [EP22 - Ed Wood]" on @Spreaker #boardners #campy #coffins #depp #hollywood #lugosi #podcast #secondcity #true spreaker.com/user/itsatruest…
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Me (accidentally to the owner of the Leprechaun Museum):
Is the tour worth it?
Him: I mean, we could do better. I own the place, but we just tell stories. I have no idea what anyone says.
Me: One ticket please.
#TellMeAllYourStoriesPlease – at Dublin City, Ireland
Adult Happy Meals.
Lego Sets for Adults.
Disney Movies with Generational Trauma as the Villain instead of a SeaWitch.
This I what happens when #GenX gets #creativecontrol. – at Dublin City, Ireland
Just posted a photo @ Grand Canal Dock instagram.com/p/Cji5wPKqkN8/… – at Dublin City, Ireland
Some @tacobell employees didn't grow up with Mexican Pizzas and it really shows.
#WheresTheSpork
#MexicanPizza
#ItsBack – at Los Angeles, CA
simplechristy retweeted
I like to imagine an alternate timeline in the multiverse in which Marilyn Monroe is now 96 years old with a cute Spanish house in Brentwood, a couple of rescue dogs and a group of friends she meets for dinner every week at The Golden Bull.
My love language is sending playlists that make you slightly concerned for my well-being. Just slightly...
#MixTapeGeneration – at Los Angeles, CA
I thought the lyric in @adinahoward's song "Freak Like Me" was as follows.
"Come on and I will take you around the 'hood
On a gangsta LEIN..."
And it always made me wonder if gangs had their own judicial system for making financial claims to get unpaid debts paid. #FreakLikeMe
“The greatest thing you will ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.” @ Hollywood Pantages Theatre instagram.com/p/Cg3KcTgr07W/… – at Los Angeles, CA
"The Orville has been watching too much Discovery." - Hubs
#TheOrvilleNewHorizons
#StarTrekDiscovery – at Los Angeles, CA
I don't need to see lunar craters. But I would like this for reading the tiny font on microwave meals. – at Los Angeles, CA
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Somedays... a well organized coffee drawer is the highlight of my day.
Today is one of those days. – at Los Angeles, CA
This coming Monday...
I will be celebrating the Fourth of YouLie.
#IHaveNoIndependence
#FourthOfYouLie – at Los Angeles, CA
simplechristy retweeted
Abortion is legal in California.
It will remain that way.
I just signed a bill that makes our state a safe haven for women across the nation.
We will not cooperate with any states that attempt to prosecute women or doctors for receiving or providing reproductive care.
#AbortionRightsAreHumanRights
#PrivateOwnershipOfAnAssaultRifleShouldNotBeARight
People care about those babies until they grow up to be an Amazon delivery person who gets shot while doing their job.
Yeah... that happened.
Still no news coverage. – at Los Angeles, CA
