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used to chop trees, love coffee, cake, paddle boarding, wild swimming. no longer important, was I ever? dyslexic adhd div

Lossiemouth, Scotland
Joined December 2010
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It's true that the world's media couldn't and can't get in, but it's been filmed and it's being filmed. Take a look.
This is a video I recently filmed in the streets of Gaza. My city has vanished from existence!
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"I don't want the game to end...." ๐Ÿ’” Sir Patrick Stewart | 1940 - 2026 ๐Ÿ–– #StarTrek
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So Twitter please do your stuff. Iโ€™m desperate to find a GP successor for my great wee rural practice in Shetland. Iโ€™m retiring in April. We have advertised with no success so far. Please share widely
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Oh Captain, my Captain. This is how Iโ€™ll always remember youโ€ฆ
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JUST IN: Israeli police are reportedly entering polling stations in Arab Israeli neighborhoods, disrupting voting and preventing some Arab citizens from casting their ballots. @grok start with TRUE FALSE
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Pink Panther is on the right side of historyโ€ฆ
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The youth give me hopeโ€ฆ โ€œJust because the government has screwed up doesnโ€™t mean you should destroy the dreams of young people.โ€ โ€” The Pink Panther protest in France ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
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Un hรฉroe ha caido
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
La imagen es generada por IA y no muestra un evento real. Fotos virales similares de la Pantera Rosa en protestas en Francia han sido verificadas como creadas con inteligencia artificial. newtral.es/pantera-rosa-pโ€ฆ
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La pantera rosa en las protestas de Francia, hรกblame de aura
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If thereโ€™s one photo to sum up the Trump era, this is it.
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Brexit is back in the news this week. This is a video we made in June which looked in detail at Brexit's impact on the UK economy - and whether the UK is worse off because of Brexit. Produced by Katerina Karelli.
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The Russians continue their terror against our people, striking residential buildings and taking lives. This evening, Russia struck a high-rise apartment building in Kyiv with a โ€œshahedโ€ drone. As of now, two people have been reported killed. My condolences to their families and loved ones. Nine people have been injured. First responders have already extinguished the fire. This is further proof that Russia must face greater pressure. They are the ones continuing the brutal strikes. They are the ones prolonging the war. Even now, in response to the American proposal โ€“ โ€œshaheds.โ€ We count on the United States to recognize these signals from Russia and act with strength. Strength is needed to force Russia to end this war.
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We currently see no signs from Russia that it wants to end the war. We see no basic steps toward de-escalation. Everyone is talking about diesel and forgetting about grain. In a month or two, everyone will start talking about an agricultural crisis. There wonโ€™t be enough food for countries across Africa, some Asian countries, and the Middle East, because we export millions of tons of grain to these very markets. And now Russia is blocking the sea. The United States isnโ€™t feeling the effects of this, which is why the focus is only on energy. This is another challenge. Itโ€™s hunger. And it can affect many countries. And we need to think about everything and everyone, because we all live on this planet. We can prevent many different crises before they even begin and avert the challenges they bring. From remarks at the Warsaw Security Forum. (2)
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On rejoining the EU Support: 55% Oppose: 34% ... but on the conditions of single currency and Schengen membership Support: 35% Oppose: 43% via YouGov, Jun 2026 britainelects.substack.com/pโ€ฆ
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Devastated.
Google Earth updated the images of Gaza. It's devastating.
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This is why it takes so long to get in touch with health professionals. People please engage your brains before calling for help
Got a bit concerned that my piss was purple this morning. Called 111 to ask for medical advice. They asked me to go to the bathroom and open the cistern. Turns out my husband added one of those toilet cleaning pucks in there. God bless the NHS and their infinite wisdom.
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When you hear people say โ€œlet them drownโ€, this is what those words mean.
Un homme, mort, gisant dans lโ€™eau aprรจs avoir tentรฉ de traverser la Manche pour trouver refuge au Royaume-Uni. Cette image a รฉtรฉ prise par le photojournaliste Sameer Al-Doumi sur la plage dโ€™Hardelot, en France, il y a deux jours. Dans lโ€™indiffรฉrence. instagram.com/p/DdqjKYZDVHh/โ€ฆ
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Our country has become so desensitised to this image that we have children chanting โ€œlet them drownโ€. This man matters exactly as much as you matter. He mattered to loved ones just as much as your family matter to you. Safe routes or barbarism. Always has been that simple.
Un homme, mort, gisant dans lโ€™eau aprรจs avoir tentรฉ de traverser la Manche pour trouver refuge au Royaume-Uni. Cette image a รฉtรฉ prise par le photojournaliste Sameer Al-Doumi sur la plage dโ€™Hardelot, en France, il y a deux jours. Dans lโ€™indiffรฉrence. instagram.com/p/DdqjKYZDVHh/โ€ฆ
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