Technology enthusiast | Increased Earth's population 3 times

Dallas, TX
Joined May 2016
This is where I tweet from.
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Opening up my notes.txt file to re-learn how to program.
xAI down claude down codex down
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My fav color is pain cave red.
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In an effort to reach maximal alignment with SF culture, I have been keeping a list of Chopped Chuds of Cupertino. First 10 Chopped Chuds dropping soon!!
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Single until Apple CEO.
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What my agent does to my prod db as soon as I go out for lunch.
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You're the dark matter to my universe.
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Sic itur ad astra.
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He did the title, amazing.
'Rich Dad Poor Dad' self-help author Robert Kiyosaki is $1.2 billion in debt: report trib.al/b2DKFjZ
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Checking up on how things are going after giving two different AI models the same coding problem to solve and letting them know they are competing.
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She asked for a datacenter land acknowledgment for her birthday, where can I buy one??
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Nice
Bigger service area for Robotaxi in Dallas, TX
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Me at work when I'm asked to do a task I was specifically hired to do.
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Listen, there's a right way to load a dishwasher and a wrong way.
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Date night idea - we go through the portal in the mesa at skinwalker ranch.
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I stopped drinking in 2021. Never knew I was such a trend setter.
Americans’ drinking hits record lows for second straight year, Gallup finds
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Before administering the cancer cure, they should use AI to figure out if you've ever complained about AI solving cancer.
there's no solution to this literally curing cancer and they still find reasons to complain
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Me talking to my garmin after a long run (it says I didn't do shit).
If the world is against the truth, then I am against the world. Lying lips are an abomination to the Lord! I’d rather be cancelled by society than rejected by Christ
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This is me being interviewed about my reaction to some junior eng breaking prod with an AI slop change (I approved and didn't even read).
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Sending this to my team with no context.
That time of the year! 🪓
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