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biscotti@sirensomniaJul 19

pussy is the most important meal of the day

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rosii rawrz❀˖°@ROSIISWTCHBLADE10h

like my costume? it’s ironic! 🫧🐠 #tumblr

Image from rosii rawrz❀˖° (@ROSIISWTCHBLADE)

Image from rosii rawrz❀˖° (@ROSIISWTCHBLADE)

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wait so don toliver isn’t a tequila

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~RF~@r_f7i_Oct 28

Image from ~RF~ (@r_f7i_)

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puckster@atenderhug12h

Writing “Gone fishin’!” on a sticky note and slapping it to my forehead

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mae 🐜@flying_rats314h

she’s going to a lesbian school in massive huge tits

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biscotti@sirensomniaOct 29

ok tbh i think both of these suck ass. cute for a picture but for an actual night of trick or treating theme costumes aren’t fun for that age because i guarantee those kids would all rather be their own favorite character

thatstarwarsgirl

@thatstarwarsgrlOct 28

The difference between having a narcissistic mother VS a happy family

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Readers added context they thought people might want to know

Hilton has clarified on Instagram that her daughter wanted to dress up as Chip the teacup, not Belle. OP is likely engagement farming for a payout; a CN prevents this. instagram.com/reel/DfA4nbMyZ… x.com/ZainabR28/stat…

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Bodie 1@bodie9210472856Oct 26

Maybe she changes his catheter as a friend

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lexie♡♡@lexycat2005Oct 25

last night was a gif

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biscotti@sirensomniaOct 26

Replying to @TotalWine

@TotalWine you disgust me i hate you and you’re fuck ass managers and employees denying a fucking CURBSIDE PICKUP bc a passenger (21+ mins you) only has a clipped id. burn burn burn

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biscotti@sirensomniaOct 26

YOUR* FORGIVE ME IM FUCKING PISSEDDDDDD and then my mom sends me a ss of my location fucking die everyone now

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frankie steins gay uncle@ewkewpidOct 25

this was my nickname in highschool

Image from frankie steins gay uncle (@ewkewpid)

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67@real_67xyOct 24

My btch so fcking strict dawg please don’t even look at me

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mo ཐི ₍^.ˬˬ.^₎ ཋྀ@fruitpibbleOct 24

#ilovemywifemaxxing #ilovemywife

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biscotti@sirensomniaOct 25

my dog a virgin princess queen

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biscotti@sirensomniaOct 25

if a canadian is going to play an american pls just drop the “soorrys” pls. i’m really not asking much.

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ً@ImAVeteran_Oct 24

I’ll be like “I needed that laugh” and it’ll be something I said

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biscotti@sirensomniaOct 24

IM ON FT WITH @4ngelpr1ncessxo AND SHE JUST TOLD A THREE YEAR OLD GIRL “you said you’re really good at this game and… you’re not!”

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biscotti@sirensomniaOct 23

just shook hands with a dead guy

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biscotti@sirensomniaOct 23

tweezers is tongs’ baby

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JIMMY@yakubbsmonsterOct 22

I'm not the sugar daddy, I'm the daddy that sugared up

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✧@northstardollOct 21

Image from ✧ (@northstardoll)

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