Samuel Kontny

If you eat an apple with just a knife, you’re a creep

I just entered to win tix to see Cut Copy this Sunday @wonderballroom! @monqui Enter here ---> woobox.com/z3zp3k /

Definitely shared some laughs along with the Santa Teresa during staff training at the hotly… instagram.com/p/BdBC1BKgNGp/ – at Brookline, MA

Still riding this toddy train! Santa Teresa toddy spokewinebar Somerville with Santa Teresa… instagram.com/p/BcqOo_3ACPX/ – at Somerville, MA

Tasting some lovely high-end rums @CasaBRestaurant but I️ have a clear affinity for just one… instagram.com/p/BcijAuIA8Ns/ – at Somerville, MA

thepeoplescake made me an off-the-cuff Santa Teresa Hot Buttered Rum for brunch at the always… instagram.com/p/BciPtDaAonX/ – at Boston, MA

Uber drivers please less with the chitty chat I’m trying to win fantasy football back here

Oh hey! i didn’t see you there, but look i made you this Tiki Old-Fashioned. Visit me a4cade… instagram.com/p/Bb497GSg7BZ/ – at Cambridge, MA

Oh hey! I️ didn’t see you there, but look I️ made you this Tiki Old-Fashioned. Visit me a4cade… instagram.com/p/Bb497GSg7BZ/ – at Cambridge, MA

What kind of moron doesn’t know you can’t smoke on airplanes

Do they really need those lights for every single airplane seat that tells you it’s not okay to smoke

What does “Prices up to $1000 dollars or less” even mean @mattressfirm

What is Cardi B

RIP Steve Zahn

I️ did it s.ndemiccreations.com/plague…

Hope 9 days is enough time to go down 4 pants sizes in time for this God damn wedding. 1 inch for every 2.25 days I’m good rite

My Fungus, called Boiling Cum, just got eradicated in 1216 days! #PlagueInc s.ndemiccreations.com/plague…

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