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ilan 💫

@slaybres

i miss the buffalo beauts every day of my life

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women’s hockey better #goldeneyes 💛 —————————————————— #sabrehood // #LGM // #canucks
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*taps mic* is this thing on?
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marzy ✨@weirdnotwildOct 6
New to Puck It We Ball this season: Marzy's Mailbag Send me your hockey questions of any kind and I'll answer my favorites on the blog Submission Link: forms.gle/3BHHY9R39ug9XzKi9
Marzy’s Mailbag

Marzy’s Mailbag

Drop your questions below: hockey, hot takes, injury culture, Raleigh fan life, or whatever's been rattling around in your head (cat questions welcome). No topic is too niche or too spicy. I'll pick...

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this is, unfortunately, one of those times you have to hand it to the “hockey is different” fans because I’m pretty sure the refs and players in the NHL tell each other “fuck you” about a dozen times a game.
JC Tretter (@JCTretter) profile pictureJC Tretter
@JCTretterOct 4
This kind of behavior from an official towards a player is unacceptable. Players are consistently held accountable when the roles are reversed. We expect the NFL to hold officials to the same standard.
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My fantasy football league has the WORST last place punishment 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 loser has to share telecast of an NFL game without the express written consent of the National Football League
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r@6ffsideOct 2
jack hughes lashings on the tl reminded me of this video again
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gi 🫍@karlsassonOct 5
just as we all predicted
Jeff Paterson (@patersonjeff) profile pictureJeff Paterson
@patersonjeffOct 5
#NHL scoring leaders
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i mean this would be funny but the article is really clearly about his playmaking and how it'll change without the guy who's assisted on 40% of his goals. which is probably something fans of the team paying him 17mil a year care about.
ringo 🩸 (@butchivalry) profile pictureringo 🩸@butchivalryOct 5
This is literally killing me they’re treating him like a celebrity who got divorced
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this is why we read more than just the headlines :(
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It’s kind of funny how you have the exact inverse of this problem when you get into sports but all your friends are like gay anime fans
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hey gang. what the hell are we wearing.
Vancouver Canucks (@Canucks) profile pictureVancouver Canucks
@CanucksSep 26
Back like they never left. 🤩
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Gary Treeman@PurpyNFLSep 27
I have to take blood borne pathogen training every year and they said this is OK if you’re in Big Dog Mode
Bussin' With The Boys (@BussinWTB) profile pictureBussin' With The Boys
@BussinWTBSep 27
This might be the most insane thing a coach has ever done 😂😂 Football guy
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berk! #sizluvr@mk92luvrSep 20
I made a bisexual flag for bisexuals that love Jalen Hurts
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I made a bisexual flag for bisexuals who are bisexual
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Tommy
@tommykippes2Sep 13
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Vancouver Canucks (@Canucks) profile pictureVancouver Canucks
@CanucksSep 13
Back at it tomorrow for game 2️⃣
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Jake@313HockeySep 11
I can't believe Dylan would say this
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okay I think I cooked my feed
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mellipede@mellip3deSep 11
yo man can i bum a cig off u real quick oh shit are those menthols ? never mind faggot
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min 🐟@yanmiisSep 10
"no don't put her through that" well thats too damn bad miku has the passion™️ now Leafs ur miku
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victoria ♡ big sensual (@vicsicmic) profile picturevictoria ♡ big sensual@vicsicmicSep 9
when watching hockey do you imagine yourself as the puck or the goalie ?
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Dave C@Champ_Dave4Sep 9
Replying to @EdmontonOilers @Enterprise
@EdmontonOilers @Enterprise
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