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James Sleeman retweeted

jabberwocky12@trobo11Nov 6

What are they gonna do, poll each other?

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jocy@jocelynseipNov 5

under woke 3.0 you will be publicly executed for creating an AI poster for your burger restaurant

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Mr. Make It Happen@SupportThaNawfNov 4

We have to say “Mississippi” after each number

La Soule@okmeauxNov 4

Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??

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libby is a dumb bitch@SeveralRaccoonsNov 3

wearing my i voted sticker feeling like a catholic on ash wednesday

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Alan Fisher@alanthefisherSep 15

genuinely not joking when I say that the housing crisis killed this type of music

@notgwendalupeSep 13

24 years ago, Simple Plan released "What's New Scooby Doo?"

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@electionsjoeJun 19

Let's change that

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Aaron@chokenspJun 19

Not everyone lives in New Jersey

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holden m. accountable@noahpasaranMar 17

WHEREAS they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night, and WHEREAS they blew up his house too; BE IT RESOLVED down on the boardwalk they’re getting ready for a fight

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Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoffMar 9

everybody ripping off Steely Dan these days

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The Kobeissi Letter

@KobeissiLetterMar 9

BREAKING: Oil prices collapse below $84/barrel, now down over -30% since last night’s highs.

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peter lane@peterlaneeFeb 26

when i go seal me up with temporary secretary on loop

Spotify is launching the world's first music-streaming urn in collaboration with Liquid Death A wireless Bluetooth speaker is built into the lid, and it costs $495

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Image from Dexerto (@Dexerto)

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Misha "Misha 16" Brzęczyszczykiewicz@TheNotoriousHRTFeb 7

we are Charlie card we carry the pass wait at the bus stop transfer at UMass we are Charlie card we ride on the T delayed twenty minutes it smells like pee 👼👼

lilli 💙@frictFeb 7

YUPPPPPP

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peter lane@peterlaneeFeb 5

Before Paul McCartney, no one had thought to rhyme “temporary” with “secretary”

alexander the pretty good@vaudevillehookFeb 2

Before ABBA, no one had thought to rhyme “dancing queen” with “tambourine”

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James Sleeman@sleeman_james13 Dec 2025

Aura

@NJTRANSIT13 Dec 2025

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James Sleeman@sleeman_james5 Nov 2025

I can’t wait to be in the People’s Republic of New York next week! We will celebrate!

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@ratboyjames27 Oct 2025

one of my airpods died now im listening to straight garfunkel

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James Sleeman@sleeman_james26 Aug 2025

Growing up as a musician is realizing that pop music is good

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James Sleeman@sleeman_james14 Aug 2025

It’s so easy to make audio stupidly loud now. Just hit -6 lufs without trying

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burialposter@burialposter27 Jul 2025

Wearing this on a flight

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david “digger” rockwell@wifehumper18 Jul 2025

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James Sleeman@sleeman_james12 Jul 2025

Apparently I’ve been paying for Splice since 2021 and completely forgot about it 😵‍💫

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James Sleeman@sleeman_james4 Jul 2025

Conservatives posting Born In The USA while simultaneously not understanding the meaning of the song will never not be funny

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