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Joined December 2018
Bry$en 🐉 retweeted
My Jason mask was $70 ima stab somebody fr on Halloween
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At iggy house w onyx @playboicarti you gone feel this
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i thought this flavor would be right up my alley but then i seen ole girl run it over with her car 😕
I took one sip of this and felt God turn Their face away from me. Absolutely hideous
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everybody is so eager to whip out all of their autumn paraphernalia in the middle of august- i dont want to hear shit from yall when we get 3 feet of snow this year
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broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable
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yo ken carson funny asf
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walmart pickup really changed my life
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Bry$en 🐉 retweeted
MY WEED LOUD MY TACOS MEXICAN FUCK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS SPURS EN 7
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I promise the state of Ohio is not rooting for the Knicks lmao
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Replying to @tahoe7teen
You don’t get to enjoy the feeling of a good fitted rounding off an elite outfit and I hate that for ya whole demographic 🎻
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Replying to @iBeen__Fly
I really wonder who was the first person in the group to say “fuck it lets put a Draco to Gucci Mane”
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I miss spinrilla!
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The four main cities in America: — Cleveland — Columbus — Cincinnati — Cleveland Heights
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Bry$en 🐉 retweeted
Jamaicans were the only people who knew how to put 100 songs on a CD
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they cooking you but we need more like this...
I hate when people do this shit like NO BITCH GET BEHIND ME
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like no go ahead and get on 93 north if you wasnt on that phone you probably wouldnt have missed the exit by a hair
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this is not even funny
If an old person says no when you ask to buy them a new appliance, go ahead and buy it behind their back. Trust me
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soon as they start to downplay said appliance i start looking for even better ones i stg
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Replying to @fauxfresh
Didn’t even listen to the whole album but blaming Jesus was so good I ain’t need to
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damn theyre closing torchys?
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