@slothFCB

sloth

Joined June 2016
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When you take a female friend to your house whole colony's aunties be like
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Robot no believe the weight of human punch😭😭
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Comerte 13 goles es normal, a todos les puede pasar. Pero que te hagan 14 goles eso es un papelón, no podés volver a jugar.
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Estamos perdiendo 12-0 y el árbitro decide adicionar un minuto más. Es un hijo de puta.
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The international break day by day
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Jorge Jesus:
zito 🥷@kiziton_
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“People you may know” man get that bitch off my shit
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Zero likes are enough likes
Kiki :)
@lyricsmotions
Oct 1
Do you delete tweets that don’t get enough likes?
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Fuck else she supposed to do?? Xray yo pussy??
k@whattfdoyouwan
Sep 30
i didn't get my periods for 2 months, went to gynae and the 1st thing she asked me to do was a pregnancy test 😭🙏🏻
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Joaconel.
@Joaconel
Sep 30
La vida de los gordos messistas desde el 18 de diciembre de 2022 sabiendo que siempre tuvimos razón en todo
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Cristiano Ronaldo in front of Jorge Jesus home:
Ananya Singh
@emo_ananya
Sep 29
Do kachori ek samosa, in mardo ka kya bharosa!!
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen
Oct 1
The first three letters of Sweden and Denmark spell Sweden The remaining letters spell Denmark
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Its like debating 2011 barça vs 2026 barça 😂
The Touchline | 𝐓
@TouchlineX
Oct 1
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Fans on social media have been debating which Spain World Cup Final XI would WIN if the two sides faced each other. 2010 or 2026? 🇪🇸🤔
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NELLY
@Cfcnellyback
Oct 1
Can we flood the timeline with some iconic Cristiano Ronaldo international duty moments🐐?
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Wait for tomorrow's headlines in CNN, FOX, BBC, AL Jazeeraa and see them turning an indian pilot into "South Asian" pilot.
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When ref awards pen to Portugal tonight CR at home:
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It is my theory that Ronaldo has seen the homelander memes and trying to imitate him just to stay relevant
Mod
@CFCMods
Oct 1
I’m sorry but I find it so comical that Ronaldo deadass did the homelander hair and colour at this particular point in time 😭
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Nepal
Nisha Anandani
@AnandaniNisha
Oct 1
Best international travel under ₹1L?
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ESPN FC
@ESPNFC
Sep 30
The University of Buenos Aires will be awarding Messi the highest distinction of Doctor Honoris Causa for bringing Argentina the 2022 World Cup trophy 🇦🇷🐐 Dr. Messi 🔥
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maithun
@Being_Humor
Oct 1
BBC Journalist writing this story 😭👇🏻
BBC News (World)
@BBCWorld
Oct 1
Who is the 'hero' Indian pilot who was stabbed on Israel-bound flight? bbc.in/4xQelC1

Captain Smit Machchhar: The 'hero' India pilot who was stabbed on Israel-bound flight

Capt Smit Machchhar was attacked by another pilot onboard the Flydubai flight bound for Tel Aviv.

bbc.com
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Both pilots did what their religion taught them to do.
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