I miss pirate show πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ she/her. are you here because I called you out on some bullshit? good. no, I won’t join your MLM or your cult.

Denver, CO
Joined February 2012
I just accidentally texted this to my mother. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. I look like the joker.
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Despite the fines and mounting pressure, Houston Texans linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair continues to honour Palestinian children killed in Gaza. This time, it’s Lana, 12, and Bana, 8, who were killed alongside their family in an Israeli attack earlier this month.
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It’s amazing how good SNL can be when it’s not held back by old institutions and writers and zionist lobbying
β€œNetanyahu, seen here explaining how many genocides he’s currently involved in” πŸ’€ #SNLUK
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No one thinks they’re β€œbeing annoying about it” that’s part of the problem! There are PSAs telling you to not be on your phone and be respectful to those around you, but everyone thinks they’re the exception where that doesn’t apply to them *specifically
Maybe just me but every screening I’ve been to, the people don’t really care about having phones out, at least if you’re not annoying about it Like I HAVE to be reading the synopsis of the movie while it’s happening otherwise I just won’t understand it, that’s how my brain works
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If you can’t handle a few hours in a theater without your phone, please stay home and stream the film instead.
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Reporter: You support genocide. Haley Stevens: There's no genocide. Reporter: You don't care about the ethnic cleansing. Haley Stevens: There is no genocide going on, sir. Reporter: You don't care about women being raped, men being raped. Haley Stevens: There's no genocide going on. Reporter: You don't care about dogs being used as - weapons of raping Palestinians, right? Haley Stevens: There is no genocide going on. Reporter: What about the, what about the West Bank violence? Haley Stevens: Anti-Zionism is a hate movement
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Hahahahahahahaha
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Her name was Hind Rajab. She was shot at 335 times. She was 5 years old.
Kyrie Irving says he will cover a $11,492 fine that Texans linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair incurred for writing the name of a young Palestinian girl killed by Israel’s military on his eye black.
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If Ed Sheeran is feeling stressed I’m sure Robert Kraft has some good spa recs
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Apparently reporters were prohibited from recording McConnell actually speaking which is why there is no video evidence of him saying anything quoted in the press. This feels like an important detail being left out of the reporting. Why are journalists covering for this guy who is not well enough to speak on camera after disappearing for months?
Some more photos of McConnell as he returned to the Senate for the first time in three months following a fall at his D.C. home Reporters were barred from recording video
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PLEASE read the second tweet in this thread, this species is almost definitely going to be extinct very soon and i think we really need to take it as a lesson on how incredibly important conservation is β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή
bird of the day 4: cerulean paradise flycatcher (eutrichomyias rowleyi) > found in: Sangihe, Indonesia (endemic) > habitat: forested areas, especially near valleys and streams > eats: insects and other small invertebrates > status: critically endangered πŸ“Έ: commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/F…
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He looks like a medieval painting.
richmond spca has a gorgeous orange cat named Balthazar but the poor guy is making this face in every picture
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NOBODY. GIVES. A. FUCK. WHAT. YOU. LOOKED. LIKE. IN. THE. 80'S. PLEASE. STOP. DRYING. THE. EARTH. WITH. STUPID. AI. SLOP. We don't care, I promise.
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On September 15, 2001, Balbir Singh Sodhi was planting flowers outside his Arizona gas station when Frank Roque pulled up and fatally shot him. Roque wanted revenge for 9/11 and mistook Sodhi, a Sikh man, for a Muslim because of his turban. Sodhi became the first person killed in a post-9/11 retaliatory hate crime, marking the beginning of a devastating wave of violence against Muslims, Sikhs, Arabs, South Asians, and other brown Americans.
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50 years ago today, Miss Piggy and Kermit debuted.
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This banner is being pulled by a plane that is circling Paramount’s lot in L.A.
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