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too old and unstable to b on here but whatever

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Joined March 2011
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im so sorry to oomfs for rt spam but genuinely im scrolling snd laughing this is such a rare delicacy
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ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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Dave Portnoy tearfully reading a land acknowledgment before every pizza review
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abortion at 12 hair dye appointment at 1 transgender surgery at 2 another abortion at 3 queer dating at 4 and drag show at 5
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obsessed w the millennial optimism memes happening on my tl. i feel like ive finally arrived Home
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fuck it lemme press play on a safiya nygaard video
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guys this is blowing my mind the way i too had no idea. i may have to lock in
this is how i learn a plot point of red white and royal blue is that one of the protagonists turned texas into a blue state
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the layers to this after nicholas galatzine (idc how check how to spell his name bc loser) was seen on the Front page of the US department of defence like. life is really just an infinite sitcom
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millennial optimism is back baby i’m blasting florence and the machine bass boosted the dog days ARE over
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every state gets a covid conscious lesbian bar
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“first black..” “first transgender..” “first woman..” “first muslim..” “first palestinian..” “first gay..” “first latina..”
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also genuinely why did my tweet from yesterday catapult into the sun like who is bookmarking that 😭 for what reason pls
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reading everything abt the american midterm results has filled w such an alien sense of hope that it almost makes me cry .. if only ontario could b healed as well .. one day
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this is so fucking horrible. i hate true crime junkies so much like has this poor girl not suffered enough leave her alone omg
The surviving roommate in the Idaho student murders is asking a judge to block the release of unblurred police video showing her face — revealing in a sworn affidavit that her family has been forced to move nine times since the killings and that strangers have followed her relatives to their homes. Dylan Mortensen, who came face-to-face with a masked man believed to be Bryan Kohberger inside the King Road house after the 4 a.m. murders, now uses an alias at work, for deliveries, and even when meeting new people. Her attorney filed a motion to intervene after learning Moscow's city attorney would not challenge a judge's order granting a media company access to previously withheld police records — including interviews, photographs, and videos of Mortensen. A hearing on the matter is set for Nov. 12. Kohberger, who pleaded guilty in July 2025, is separately fighting to withdraw that plea. Full story here foxnews.com/us/michael-ruiz-…
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Woman in STEM (Sorrow, Trepidation, Ennui, Melancholy)
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Jared Padalecki and Lisa Rinna ran into each other really fast
First look at Hubert Smielecki as Apollo in ‘PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS’ Season 3.
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ppl arguing that guy doxxed connor w that pic . they have both been going to the same gym for months. again this city is Not that big and it’s really not that deep promise they can handle it 😭 he wouldnt have said yes to a picture otherwise ffs
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rip line 3 💔 gone but never forgotten
Toronto’s subway system
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i need u guys to start using epub files pls the amount if pdfs im seeing linked on my tl…. for what reason
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