I yap about my interests and what not
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I wanna be sleepy while bird watching in a forest with a half eaten sandwich in my hand and a quarter of the same sandwich being eaten by critter of some sort to my peripheral right
LMAO I love creating and navigating awkward situations especially with people I care about ππ
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disclaimer, this is a hard read.
dude on the right is Preston Purdy, and he's the worst predator in history.
He thought he was meeting a mother (decoy) pimping out her kids (which happens irl btw) an 8,10 and 11 year old.
This is horrible.
free 11 bucks
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hi guys i'm Dash!
i'm Divvum's official mascot and i love to give away money π€
For 11/11, i want to give away $11.11... just COMMENT your Divvum username below. be FAST.
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my two cats are beefing. one doesn't like sharing food and the other doesn't like sharing me and now whenever I'm petting one the other growls. help resolve?
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somebody out there swears this is the love of their life. literally everybody is nobody to somebody bro. be around people who value you
Clavicular tried a "joke" in the boat kitchen, and 20 seconds later he was the one saying he felt like a DICKHEAD π
"Now I feel like a dickhead."
"Bro, I feel like a dickhead, bro."
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Your boos mean nothing to me I've seen what makes you cheer. Every breath I take without your permission boosts my self esteem
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Oh my love you are my little light upon my darkest hours. I love you, little fingers. little hands.
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Once you realize that these politicians will say anything to get a vote, you'd also start understanding just how fucking stupid they perceive you to be.
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