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Giving you the bird

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Joined October 2022
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Rehashing an old thread. What does SLURPLE BRAINED mean?
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A sad day for Star Trek fans. Rest in peace, Patrick Stewart
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This meme is only for the forklift certified If you are not forklift certified, keep scrolling
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gm Ready for Halloween?
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My experience with Carnival was horrible. Chaos on the deck. Rap music blaring. I wanted to sign up for an N-less cruise Well, not only am I now stuck in Cambodia, but the cruise was actually “endless”
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@DexertoOct 28
Passengers have been kicked off an “endless” cruise as the operator blames a massive jump in fuel costs Some paid $120,000 for residency on the Villa Vie Odyssey, but have been left in Cambodia
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The Gloom arrived late this year But now it’s here to stay
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The first proper storm of the season Pluviophiles, watch this space
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The usual suspects: waterfowl, muddy boot paths, the sound, and Slurple
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@slurplebrainedJun 15
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The ocean provides ample natural air conditioning I should come back to this park more often
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My landlord is an Asian normie who has been Going Through It after a breakup with a white guy. I can tell from his podcasts For two months he’d listen to monologues about narcissistic abuse Now he’s getting into Luka Magnotta true crime and giving me looks. A turn for the worse
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gm 'Tis the season
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Our Old World culture’s cuisine has been around for time immemorial. It’s full of wholesome tomatoes, corn, potatoes, and hot peppers. Americans could never imagine such ingredients
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An ounce is 28.35 grams. 750 milliliters is 25.36 fluid ounces. Thank you, liquor and weed, for teaching me metric
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Look at you, picking through leaf litter for beetles and worms. I’m doing it to find crisp $5 bills. Won’t catch me slipping on that #grindset
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gm it's Wednesday in the Halloweek
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We may owe Bernie Johnson an apology
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Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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“Fulminant sleepyhead.” “Fulminant chicken teriyaki.” I’ve been really enjoying this new vocabulary word ever since the doctor diagnosed me with “fulminant homosexuality”
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I'm assembling a team
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"Of course you're wrong. I have the experience to prove it. Do you know who I am?" No, because this is your profile picture
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The issue with that Eyes White Shut party is that it's too austere. Who wants to wear a chafing outfit in a boring room? What if we made it way more comfy? I'd go to that party!
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gm we getting cozy
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Ratioed a British politician award
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@slurplebrainedOct 26
In England, the locals will fight tooth and nail to prevent development that would relieve the skyrocketing cost of housing on parcels that look like this
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Finally, some recognition
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