To translate this to normal speech, they fired a guy who past 20 years been manually deploying patches to prod and replaced him with AI. AI can't figure out the root password because it's written on sticky note below his desk. They're trying to locate the desk.
Replying to @MSFT365Status
We’ve monitored the status of the changes applied to improve serviceability and confirmed they're not taking as expected. We’re identifying alternate workstreams that can be applied to increase capacity in the face of sustained traffic management imbalances. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as msft.it/6013xBHsf if the admin center is not available to you.
FAVE OF FAVE BEAUTY🧚🏾♀️ retweeted
People saying they don’t have any work because Outlook is down, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? Y’all work through email only??
Who’s hiring? 😭
FAVE OF FAVE BEAUTY🧚🏾♀️ retweeted
The fact that people are celebrating Outlook being down should be studied. Imagine creating a work culture so psychologically exhausting that people experience genuine relief when they physically cannot do their jobs.
FAVE OF FAVE BEAUTY🧚🏾♀️ retweeted
It’s almost Friday, so there’s really no point in Outlook coming back now.
And it’s November, so it’s almost Christmas. No point really coming back until January if you think about it.
Let’s circle back then.
FAVE OF FAVE BEAUTY🧚🏾♀️ retweeted
Resentment is a feeling I just can’t shake no matter how hard I try. Once i associate you with disappointment, I can’t look at you any other way.
I'm such a 'let me see your dick' type of girl
You must show me that penis, snap it and send it to me fast
"Shortly after my wedding, I discovered that my husband had a micro-penis. We’d known each other for nearly three years, but decided to wait until marriage to have sex because we were both committed Christians.
I expected our sex life to begin after the wedding, but he kept making excuses and avoiding me.
FAVE OF FAVE BEAUTY🧚🏾♀️ retweeted
I'm genuinely confused.
So after the inflation.
After the kidnappings.
After months of no light.
After tax and fuel hikes.
After terrible healthcare.
After salaries can't even keep up with feeding.
Election Day comes then:
You dress up, You leave your house, You queue under the hot sun, You vote for the same person again.
You are not normal.
FAVE OF FAVE BEAUTY🧚🏾♀️ retweeted
INEC Chairman: Professor Joash O. Amupitan
Children:
1• Victor Amupitan 29 Yrs
2• Favour Amupitan 27 yrs
3• Marvellous Amupitan 25 yrs
4• Beloved Amupitan 23 yrs
Hometown is Ayetoro Gbede (also spelled Aiyetoro Gbede), a major community in Ijumu LGA of Kogi State, Nigeria.
FAVE OF FAVE BEAUTY🧚🏾♀️ retweeted
When women say their friends cut them off easily , usually this is the history they aren’t being honest about.. your friend let alot of things slip without a back and forth and woke up one day noticed you will never change and moved on..no argument no discussion































