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Engineer. Author. Occasional Stand Up Comedian.

Houston, Texas
Joined February 2009
Indian guy flirting on Facebook: Guy: Hi :) :) :) Girl: Hey... Guy: Had ur lunch?
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Celebs in 2010 - Have your agent talk to my agent. Everyone in 2026 - Have your agent talk to my agent.
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People who do analytics say they do data science. People who do data science say they do machine learning. People who do machine learning are not on Twitter/X.
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I'm at this strange place with AI right now where I think the killer app is confession. Dictation is making my insecurities, fears, ideas, and thoughts tangible...and while I feel it's net positive I'm unsure where it's headed.
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hey @AmericanAir on aa3706 on 9/30 your flight attendant jaqueline was super sweet and awesome to my daughter just wanted to say she deserves special credit for going above and beyond without us even asking a thing
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It’s crazy how your whatsapp messages to your wife will be the memes you get shown on Instagram.
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Make America Top of Dropdown Menus Again
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NRI folks meeting Sima Aunty need to learn how to offer her a drink or tea when she walks in.
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indian match making or family karma which is a bigger guilty pleasure?
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Wow this is like the best podcast interview i’ve ever heard Jocko Podcast 221: Jonny Kim. Navy SEAL, Doctor, Astronaut. The Unimagin... youtu.be/yujP3-AxXsI via @YouTube
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90 day fiancé UK isn’t as dramatic as the USA one I don’t know how I feel about it.
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How is this a fair market 😂
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It’s crazy how the first amendment is talk all the shit you want and the second amendment is “you might need a gun 😂”
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Last of us wants us to believe this guy just killed like 14 people without a scratch
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The Last of Us but it’s conservatism slowly growing inside once you’re 30.
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Grown men will get a masters degree to make six figures and then lose it all by following a 19 year old stock trader on tik tok.
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Like this tweet if you know someone making six figures and hardly does any real work.
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That family karma gay wedding discussion was very good tv didn’t expect that kudos to what seemed like a very honest discussion
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it’s sad how fb copies so much - first snapchat stories, then tik tok reels, not to mention letting fb videos grow by simply copying everything over from youtube.
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