Fishtown Native (The Expert)🌨️☃️⛷️

I wanna run up my electric bill

I can’t wait to watch the Philadelphia Union tomorrow. I’m literally shaking

I want to be unhappy

I want to never be good enough no matter what I do

I want to be someone cool to talk to but there is something inside of me that is preventing it

They should close down a school and make it a bar

I’m like yup i’m part irish on my mom’s side 👍

I want to watch a halloween movie where there is a concert but when they get there it is a satanic concert with evil stuff going on…

One thing about me is i’m always gonna be charging my air pods

Snoopy walked so brian griffin could run 👍

I’m speaking to the philly union soccer team as a man… man to man i sincerely hope you guys win tonight despite having all of your shooters out 🙏

I want to be happy

If the ring were made today it would be called the text because nobody calls anymore.

If we are talking sausage and peppers sandwich. Who you got? The sausage or the peppas?

RIP Kurt Vonnegut, you would have loved AI 🫶🫶🫶🫶

The union were proper shite tonight but it happens. They are gonna make the playoffs and win the MLS cup yay

I couldn’t play town of HC cause i have covid

Anytime i see a metalhead saying something it’s the stupidest shit i have ever seen👍