we all wish we were having this abortion at sarah jessica parker’s house
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at least that’s JJH’s mostly-untouched face and eyes he hasn’t clockwork-oranged into submission. IU’s ex looks like he’s auditioning for arkham asylum
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it's very easy to not care if your kids are cranky and tired if you aren't attuned to them and won't be responsible for soothing their crankiness.
my local indie had sold out screenings, even matinees, and this is not even gta. v fielder forward nation here in the relative boondocks
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one day I will be dead, a little feast for the worms. My art, god willing, will still be putting its grubby little fingers on the world. I hope it brings warmth to those who encounter it, even if that's the only string that ever connects us
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reverse karwa chauth where i eat all my favourite food while my exes go bald and get acl injury
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"why do women wear high heels if not for the male gaze" idk man some of us enjoy clip clopping around like a beautiful horse once in a while
if you get the opportunity please watch “you can see everything” unspoiled - fabulous theatre experience - but for the love of all that is good please consider “bad blood” compulsory reading
i guess my only q is whether these verbal sleights of hand would be all that persuasive if they didn’t come out of a woman with a perfect anime face
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the feminine urge to save all 24 of the tiny jam jars that came with your bonne maman advent calendar because you might need them
accidentally stumbled upon some 2016 photo album and my feedback is we need to take more photos of our boobs for our own reference. that 2016 cleavage was legendary. dangerous, even
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I think as a journalist you should be embarrassed to approach a conversation with such bad faith. This is an embarrassment to your profession
Heated Rivalry creator Jacob Tierney got some things right, and some things wrong, in his lambasting of the NHL and its ‘toxic culture.’
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sooo we’re seriously in the damn year 2026 spending 45 mins trying to figure out what the actual nature of the relationship between tessa and scott is
