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‎۟ · Nov 3, 2026 · 5:13 AM UTC

‎۟@soiledblightNov 3

"Bon appétit!" She echoed his words with a cheerful little giggle, finally abandoning her futile attempts at mastering the chopsticks in favor of the plastic utensils he had so graciously provided. How thoughtful of him! Such a considerate gentleman deserved nothing less than +

𒀸 faithless .@SHVCKLESAug 8

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀❝ I swore I asked them for ⠀⠀⠀a couple of plastic spoons . . ❞ ⠀⠀⠀He mused to himself , ⠀⠀⠀brows furrowed . Leaning forth ⠀⠀⠀as to dig around in the bag , ⠀⠀⠀fingers finally clasp around ⠀⠀⠀a plastic set of utensils , ⠀⠀⠀the (cont.) ⠀ ⠀

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‎۟ · Nov 3, 2026 · 5:13 AM UTC

‎۟@soiledblightNov 3

well, her. "I know, I know... I really ought to make him suffer for all the trouble he's caused us, but I can't bring myself to do it." She sighed, addressing the larger vegetation with the weary affection of a mother admonishing her children. "Oh, don't look at me like that. +