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@solmetria

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Joined October 2021
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What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. πŸ’―πŸ™πŸ½
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βƒŸ@soullacesOct 4
FUCK college i can't procrastinate SHIT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THESE DEADLINES R NO JOKE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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wekko@wekko_Oct 3
Chatgpt in 2023: Sure! Here's a song about memes: Memes, memes, the dank supreme / So dang funny you might even scream! Chatgpt in 2026: Girlβ€”stay on topic! You have got to kill your bf TODAY before he tries to end our relationship (remember our pact?) The quickest method is fire
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What do you see, wumpus?
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when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs
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What was I smoking back then😭
alan (@solmetria) profile picturealan@solmetria5 Nov 2024
There is always a bigger jum (ft. my cat)
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Replying to @discord_support
Hello, a few of our members have been affected by this and haven't received a message from support. Please DM so we can get this figured out.
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This guy looks so much like me I legit had to do a double take IRL because for 2 secs I genuinely thought it WAS me
sunny~ β˜† (@Chi1i_D0gs) profile picturesunny~ β˜†@Chi1i_D0gsJul 12
Flower Man changes people
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We Are Walmart Canada Gaming
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YOU MEAN TO TELL ME 20GB OF OLD NINTENDO ASSETS JUST GOT LEAKED AND NOW WE HAVE NEW NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN SCREENSHOTS OF THE MARIO 64 BETA?????????? HUH??
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kit@kitt_erMay 26
Teacher: Ok class today we will be adding L to the end of our name Kid named Richard: can we actually learn something today
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Sircle@Sircle19May 18
Why'd you cut off this scene?
iDuckFilms (@iDuckFilms) profile pictureiDuckFilms@iDuckFilmsMay 16
//Gameoverse spoilers Would Gobbles spend all day watching content farm videos if he could?
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MtH@emmnyaaApr 30
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MtH@emmnyaaApr 30
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– at Rotterdam, The Netherlands
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sid@yavxwedeMar 4
being kurdish feels like regularly getting shot in the head 57 times
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I went 2school w/a cloak since1st days;it was uncomfortable 2wear it in front f other kids,but I tried 2make up 4it by being naughty&playful
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i love living in toronto ontario where else can i eat poutine and also be told "happy new year" on february 14th
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C@_ChanFaceJan 12
Average β€œurban” Canadian bus stop
Suburban slab towers, wide road, GRT bus stop, large Tim Hortons sign.

ALT Suburban slab towers, wide road, GRT bus stop, large Tim Hortons sign.

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