
Maura. She/Her. 🍳♠️ Excellent taste in books, appalling taste in films. 'Essentially brilliance in a human being'-@welprich @imaginary_shop, Coterie|Toastie
West Mass prev OH➡️VA➡️UK➡️NYC
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I am very proud of this creation
Woke up to this in a text from @somanybees because she is the damn best.
It’s Halloween and thus the perfect time for a rewatch of the Next Gen episode where Beverly Crusher has sex with her grandma’s ex (who is a ghost in a candle)
I’d forgotten that the episode immediately following this nonsense is the acclaimed ‘Lower Decks’ #SuchRange
Ironically locked myself out of the shop going to put the open sign up, so we’ll be opening a bit late today. Luckily it’s a lovely day to wait outside for rescue!
Things I brought with me to work at the bookshop (@Imaginary_Shop) today:
-My tv remote
Things I did not bring:
-My ADHD meds
Somanybees retweeted
it is in fact VERY COOL to care about things and trot with your whole heart. there are generations of snarling sarcastic heroes and thats fine if you really want, but do not dismiss the power of SINCERITY bud it comes in like a BLAST of sun rays peeling the fear off of everything
All I want from the Lower Decks visit to DS9 is a cameo from Disaster Bisexual & Space LARP aficionado Julian Bashir
My excellent Nurse Practitioner: ‘I’m coding this test under an obesity code so insurance will pay for it, but it doesn’t actually mean anything because weight isn’t an accurate indicator of health’
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Adopting this as my new personal style #Picard #UnexpectedFashionIcon #TNG #PerfectlyNormalSpaceSaddle
Ahhhhhhh!
We're entering the physical realm full time! We'll be opening our doors at 365 Main Street in Greenfield this spring! Right by the movie theater! Across from the library! #MakingTheImaginaryBookShopReal

ALT Pile of books (The Past is Red, Riot Baby, Piranesi, The Accursed Vampire, The 10k Doors of January, The Little Ghost Who Was a Quilt, World Full of Spooky Stories, There's a Ghost in This House) on antique writing table with a key, glass of champagne (in an art deco glass!), and candles for ambience.
Replying to @librariansti
@librariansti hiatus content rec: This ep of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine that features literally the same villain & motivation as The Rundown Job, but the setting is a (PG) sex planet
@librariansti It’s such specific typecasting that it feels like it feels like it has to have been an intentional reference, but simultaneously so weird that it has to be a coincidence? m.imdb.com/title/tt0708563/
Wordle 237 3/6
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Jumping on to this trend late, but behold my genius! #DefinitelyAFluke
Successfully placed a band-aid in the middle of my back, like a goddamn wizard. #ACoatHangerWasInvolved #TheoCatIsNotAShoulderCat
Accidentally took #TheoCat to the wrong vet’s office and missed the appointment at the right one—at least I got to spend a half hour in the car with a disgruntled cat #ThanksADHD
She did stop meowing incessantly once I put on @RandomHorror9, so I guess try that if you ever need to tame some sort of beast










