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There’s this bit in Infinite Jest where someone’s dad becomes obsessed with MASH, rewatching it over and over and taking extensive notes on it. In 2026 that would be a well-adjusted guy with an eccentric hobby running the MASH fan wiki
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the sexiest artist/muse pairing is martin mcdonagh and sam rockwell. maybe martin mcdonagh and colin farrell. followed by martin mcdonagh and brendan gleeson and martin mcdonagh kerry condon.
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she’s fucking everywhere and who is asking for her?
MrsFishVEVO (@Will_Kellogg) profile pictureMrsFishVEVO@Will_KelloggOct 28
may all of us be so cancelled as to be cast in an Oscar-winning Best Picture, multiple television shows, and a Broadway show
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this is what liza minelli says when she tries to turn off a lamp
Liste (@endliste) profile pictureListe@endlisteOct 27
Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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everyone should just accept that rachel zegler is a genuine supernova of talent and she can and should do whatever she wants
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they just got rid of the mask mandate for one night a week at the covid conscious lesbian bar in western mass
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the characters from rent being duplicated or triplicated or god forbid quadruplicated on a single stage is a nightmare to contemplate, let alone witness. if you met two mark cohens at a party, you would leave.
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there’s an episode of 30 rock where jack references a “$54 steak” to indicate it’s high-end and watching it in 2026 i’m like yeah that’s how much a basic steak costs in any restaurant. that is basically the price of the cheapest steak at texas roadhouse now
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Georgia Coley@artwithinpodOct 25
Amanda Seyfried feeling immediately like the sidekick character in a Benoit Blanc movie
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Anto@plantonio_Oct 24
Amanda Seyfried and Elizabeth Holmes
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i would rather walk 90 minutes to a destination in brooklyn than take a 30 minute subway ride that would require going into manhattan to transfer to the l. i’m already IN brooklyn. i’m not going to LEAVE brooklyn to GET to brooklyn.
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i know i’m friends with a lot of nerdy brunettes who wanted jack and liz to get together but i’m so, so glad that never happened and it’s a decision that preserves the legacy of 30 rock
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they ordered too many dogs for the sense and sensibility movie. they were like “we received 5 dozen dogs and we gotta use them all. they’re union.”
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mourning the loss of eddy being colleen’s favorite, in spite of, or perhaps because of, his fuck ups; EVERYONE gravitating to eddy more for reasons beyond jack’s understanding; eddy scamming everyone repeatedly and no one believes jack when he tries to warn them
shiv roy’s maid of honor (@sondheimite) profile pictureshiv roy’s maid of honor@sondheimiteOct 21
we could have had nathan lane as a recurring character playing jack donaghy’s brother with elaine stritch as his mom and we didn’t and that’s the only bad thing tina fey ever did
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eddy dating devon banks, which pisses jack off because devon is his nemesis and he thought eddy was straight! he’s always been such a lady’s man! and a storyline where eddy has a great idea for a musical…a sure-fire hit…he just needs to raise $2 million…
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ceci !!@ceebadoobee_Oct 23
subject is Aware.
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imagine wanting to hear larry david talk about race, gender and class
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An entire biography of Larry David and it doesn’t even seize the means of production
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do you know how powerful it is to live in the suburbs and bike to a trader joe’s instead of taking a car and dealing with the parking lot
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Taking the L train on a weekday as opposed to the weekend is like traveling by boat in the present day as opposed to the 14th century.
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we could have had nathan lane as a recurring character playing jack donaghy’s brother with elaine stritch as his mom and we didn’t and that’s the only bad thing tina fey ever did
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