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Aubrey Plaza says a director told her to suck on Robert De Niro's nipples during their 10-hour sex scene Aubrey Plaza: "He's a dirty grandpa, and I'm a dirty... girl." Jimmy Kimmel: "You have a sex scene with him." Aubrey Plaza: "Yeah. It was fun." Jimmy Kimmel: "For you it was fun. Was it fun for him as well?" Aubrey Plaza: "I can't speak for him. You know, it was a long day. They allotted an entire day for it." Jimmy Kimmel: "They did, really? How many hours?" Aubrey Plaza: "Say about nine, a solid nine, maybe ten. "And there was a lot of interesting stuff that went down, you know. One thing in particular was, the director, who's British, Dan Mazer, who is awesome and I loved him, it was a little bit of like we didn't totally plan out the scene. We didn't know how it was going to go down." "So there was a lot of moments where Dan would call me over and he'd be like, 'In the next take, Aubrey, why don't you suck on his nipples, try that.'" "And I'd be like, 'You want me to do it?' I'd rather not. And then he'd be like, 'Yeah, suck on his nipples.'" "Then I would go and I'd try to do it, and I'd try to get in there and suck on his nipples, and he was like batting me away, and I didn't know if it was like in character or not, 'cause you never know." "Then they cut the camera, and then Dan called me back and he's like, 'Bob does not like his nipple area paid attention to.' So, don't do that." "And I was like, great, well now he thinks that I wanted to do that."
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Aubrey Plaza spends 5 minutes reading unhinged thirst tweets from people begging her to rail them and be their 'daddy' 😂 “Aubrey Plaza, I am simply just a hole for you.” Aubrey Plaza: "What do you want me to do to your holes? Be more specific. What do you want me to do to your holes, Twitter? Because I will" “Aubrey Plaza is so daddy, she can fix all my daddy issues.” Aubrey Plaza: “I don’t know, that’s just ironic. I feel like I have daddy issues, and I feel like I want my daddy to fix my daddy issues, but I’ll be your daddy.” “The feminine urge to get railed by Aubrey Plaza.” Aubrey Plaza: “Get railed? Why do you guys want me to rail you? Cause I could.” “I would let Aubrey Plaza poke my eyeball out with a fork and step on my throat with boots with nails on them.” Aubrey Plaza: “And if it pleased her, well, you know what, it does please me.”
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Jennifer Lawrence says she can’t understand how anyone posts their Spotify Wrapped because her music taste is “deeply private,” then admits she hates saxophones because the sound irritates her inner ear Alex Cooper: “How do we feel about people who post their Spotify [Wrapped] at the end of the year?” Jennifer Lawrence: “I find that really uncomfortable. I don’t know who could be that extroverted.” Alex Cooper: “What are you listening to?” Jennifer Lawrence: “I listen to the same three songs. I don’t know how to find new music.” Alex Cooper: “Name the three songs, Jen.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Um, I really, really don’t want to do that. I can’t. That’s too private. It’s so private.” Alex Cooper: “It’s so incredible.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Of all the things we’ve talked about today, that is so deeply private.” Alex Cooper: “Even when my Spotify [Wrapped] does happen, I don’t want to look at it.” Jennifer Lawrence: “I feel like if we were listening to a song and you were like, ‘What are you imagining right now?’ I’m like, ‘I had to tell you.’ And I’m like, I’m a record producer and I wrote this song.” Alex Cooper: “When you would go on dates with men and they’re like, ‘What kind of music do you like?’” Jennifer Lawrence: “Oh, just... check!” Alex Cooper: “I don’t even know. I’ve lied in the past... I’m like, ‘Well, what do you like?’ I’m like, ‘Same.’ ’Cause it’s just too vulnerable.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Yeah. My answer used to be... good of everything. But that’s not true. I cannot stand the sound of a saxophone. It does something to my inner, like, ear. I hate it.”
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FT Jennifer Lawrence | @callherdaddy
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Jennifer Lawrence says she uses a secret TikTok account to rage bait strangers every day and will keep doing it as long as she’s breathing Alex Cooper: “You have a secret TikTok.” Jennifer Lawrence: “I do.” Alex Cooper: “That you use to rage bait people in the comments.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Yeah. And I think I’m just going to take that live. It’s about time I just take the mask off.” Alex Cooper: “Really?” Jennifer Lawrence: “Yeah, I think so. ’Cause I’m literally arguing about, like, Victorian, you know, ancestry.” Alex Cooper: “Have you gotten into any fights online?” Jennifer Lawrence: “With other celebrities?” Alex Cooper: “No.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Oh, with strangers all the time. Every day.” Alex Cooper: “What are you fighting about?” Jennifer Lawrence: “I told you, English [Tudor] history.” Alex Cooper: “And what’s your take?” Jennifer Lawrence: “It depends on what the situation is, you know.” Alex Cooper: “And are you doing this while you’re sitting on the toilet? Like, when are you most rage baiting people?” Jennifer Lawrence: “God, can you imagine sitting on the toilet without your phone?” Alex Cooper: “No. I literally got up the other day because I was like, I got to go get it before I go sit down.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Yeah, I know. Isn’t that so dark? I’ll sometimes put a podcast in to walk from my bedroom downstairs to my kitchen. Like, what am I going to listen to on these 13 steps?” Alex Cooper: “Okay, so you’re doing your best rage bait comments.” Jennifer Lawrence: “All day, every day. If I’m breathing, I’m rage baiting.”
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Jennifer Lawrence says she unintentionally kissed Liam Hemsworth with horrible tuna and garlic breath because she really loves eating them “Liam Hemsworth claimed that you would eat tuna and garlic before kissing him. Why? Why did you do that?” Jennifer Lawrence: “I didn’t like... He’s just... I don’t even know what to say. Liam, um, we are filming for many months, and filming takes a lot of time. He made it seem like that’s something I did on purpose. Like I would just eat tuna and tuna, what have you.” Alex Cooper: “Do you like tuna?” Jennifer Lawrence: “I do. I love tuna salad. Tuna melt.” Alex Cooper: “But it’s really controversial.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Why?” Alex Cooper: “You’re going to get cancelled again.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Really? Why is it controversial?” Alex Cooper: “Oh, I feel like every time I tell people I like tuna... if you’re with people that maybe don’t know you and you’re like, ‘I’ll have the tuna, whatever,’ there’s a little side eye. People kind of look at you like you’re getting the tuna. I think people think it’s kind of nasty.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Oh, I’m sure it is. I need food to taste processed, you know.” Alex Cooper: “You’re going to muddy up that tuna with a bunch of..." Jennifer Lawrence: "Relish, mayo, Zest crackers. Sorry. Go on.”
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FT Jennifer Lawrence | @callherdaddy
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Olivia Cooke says she wore incredibly bushy pubic hair for a House of the Dragon oral sex scene and left her co-star completely disgusted "I had to do a scene where my scene partner was underneath my skirts. You can imagine what was happening." "Because you have to wear these padded, sticky jock straps for obvious reasons. And I said, Can you make me the biggest, hairiest merkin? And I want the color to be fiery red to match my hair." "That's power." "It looks incredible. And I stuck it on, and the reaction that my castmate Fabien had, I was a bit alarmed. I was like, surely you've seen pubic hair before. But he leapt to the other side of the room. He was so shocked and disgusted, and he thought it was real."
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FT Olivia Cooke | @ClaudiaWinkle
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Aubrey Plaza spends 5 minutes reading unhinged thirst tweets from people begging her to rail them and be their 'daddy' 😂 “Aubrey Plaza, I am simply just a hole for you.” Aubrey Plaza: "What do you want me to do to your holes? Be more specific. What do you want me to do to your holes, Twitter? Because I will" “Aubrey Plaza is so daddy, she can fix all my daddy issues.” Aubrey Plaza: “I don’t know, that’s just ironic. I feel like I have daddy issues, and I feel like I want my daddy to fix my daddy issues, but I’ll be your daddy.” “The feminine urge to get railed by Aubrey Plaza.” Aubrey Plaza: “Get railed? Why do you guys want me to rail you? Cause I could.” “I would let Aubrey Plaza poke my eyeball out with a fork and step on my throat with boots with nails on them.” Aubrey Plaza: “And if it pleased her, well, you know what, it does please me.”
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Kim Kardashian recalls first meeting Jennifer Lawrence at a hotel where Kanye tapped on Jennifer's shoulder as she was taking off her bra Kim Kardashian: “This is going to be fun.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Probably not for you." "So I’ve been obsessed with you, I’ve been obsessed with you for a really long time. Can you remember the first time we met?” Kim Kardashian: “I do, actually. We were at...” Jennifer Lawrence: “Oh my god.” Kim Kardashian: “We were at a hotel in New York. And I don’t know where we were coming from, but it was late. We were going up to see this Axel Vervoordt suite at the Greenwich. I’m getting in the elevator with Kanye, the door’s about to close, I hear Jennifer screaming, ‘I love your show,’ across the lobby.” Jennifer Lawrence: “That was the same hotel where I was taking off my bra under my shirt and Kanye tapped me on the shoulder. I was like, what? Oh my god!”
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Kim Kardashian says she found Jennifer Lawrence drunk and naked in Kris Jenner's closet and immediately told Kanye not to come upstairs to prevent him from seeing her Jennifer Lawrence: “So recently I went over to your mom’s house for dinner.” Kim Kardashian: “Yes.” Jennifer Lawrence: “It was everything I could have ever dreamed of.” Kim Kardashian: “Was it?” Jennifer Lawrence: “Yeah.” Kim Kardashian: “Because I have to say, so Jennifer came over for dinner like two weeks ago.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Yeah.” Kim Kardashian: “I’ve never seen my mom more drunk in our lives.” Jennifer Lawrence: “I was way more drunk than your mom. You take it easy on your mother.” Kim Kardashian: “Not possible. It was so funny. I’ve never seen this!” Jennifer Lawrence: “No. Don’t even remember.” Kim Kardashian: “At that point it was like two, they had like a few too many drinks for my taste.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Yeah. Well, you were drinking tea. So I understand. And I remember getting naked in your mom’s closet and ordering you to dress me.” Kim Kardashian: “Yes.” Jennifer Lawrence: “You dressed me fabulously. I looked amazing, as you could see in that video. Is my memory correct, did you call Kanye to come up in the closet? Did you want him to style me?” Kim Kardashian: “You said, I’m not joking, ‘I really want Kanye to style me.’ So I said okay, and I come back in and you’re fully buck naked. I get on the intercom and tell him to not come upstairs. And we put on one of my mom’s dresses and you wore it throughout the whole dinner.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Oh, I have it. I went home in it.”
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FT Kim Kardashian | Jennifer Lawrence | @JimmyKimmelLive
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Kim Kardashian claims she doesn’t fart when Jennifer Lawrence asks if she farts in front of Kanye Jennifer Lawrence: “Do you and Kanye like fart in front of each other or talk about farts? Do you fart in front of him?” Kim Kardashian: “I don’t fart, what are you talking about?” Jennifer Lawrence: “There’s no real good way to segue into that. I was just thinking, because I asked you to get me Gas-X, I remember Kanye looking down the table like, ‘Oh my god, she farts!’ I had one of those stabbing gas pains in the back of my ribs.” Kim Kardashian: “You did.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Because I was so excited.” Kim Kardashian: “I feel like I know you so well now.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Yeah, inside and out.”
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Kim Kardashian says she used to be a skilled private hacker who dug up dirt on everyone's boyfriends and husbands, but she's now retired Jennifer Lawrence: “You run Instagram and social media, but you’re also a bona fide hacker.” Kim Kardashian: “Totally. I’m retired. I’m fully retired.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Tell me about those days.” Kim Kardashian: “Yeah, I used to be like the go-to spy that everyone would call and try to get info on their boyfriends or husbands or whatever.” Jennifer Lawrence: “How did you get it? What did you do?” Kim Kardashian: “I just probably was in a really insecure, untrusting relationship, and I had to use...” Jennifer Lawrence: “Oh, that far back.” Kim Kardashian: “It’s far back. It’s not like that anymore. I don’t hack anymore.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Kanye doesn’t have a password on his phone.” Kim Kardashian: “Yeah, no, he doesn’t. But, actually, we shouldn’t say that. He does, people.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Oh, yeah, yeah. Kanye doesn't have a phone” Kim Kardashian: “He doesn’t have pictures in his phone, so you’re good, you can take his phone.” Kim Kardashian: “There is this service that I figured out that you can call someone’s number and make it look like it’s anyone else’s number calling them. So what I figured out is how to get into the voicemail system is if you call the number, but make it look like it’s your own number calling. It tricks the system and gets right into the voicemail system. We’re screwed now that there’s texting, because no one leaves voicemails anymore.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Right, yeah.” Kim Kardashian: “But I got all the dirt back in the day.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Total creeps are screwed.” Kim Kardashian: “I got major dirt back in the day.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Wow. Do you think you could like hack like a president’s Twitter and maybe like stop a war? Like you could save the world.” Kim Kardashian: “In theory. Kind of like that game we were playing at the house, remember?” Jennifer Lawrence: “I don’t remember.” Kim Kardashian: “You were like, okay, if you could save the world, who would you rather sleep with? Donald Trump or Kim Jong-un?” Jennifer Lawrence: “Oh, who did you say?” Kim Kardashian: “I think we were just laughing so hard we didn’t choose.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Oh, that’s, I would have made you choose. I get very aggressive when I’m drunk. I probably put you in some sort of hold where you were going to pass out.” Kim Kardashian: “Yeah, no, I don’t know if we chose.”
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Kim Kardashian says she caught her boyfriend cheating during her birthday dinner, and Jennifer Lawrence immediately asks if she married him 😂 Jennifer Lawrence: “Who of all of your sisters lost their virginity first?” Kim Kardashian: “Probably me.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Really? I thought you were going to say Kourtney.” Kim Kardashian: “No, it wasn’t Kourtney.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Have you ever been cheated on?” Kim Kardashian: “Yes.” Jennifer Lawrence: “How did you find out?” Kim Kardashian: “My hacking skills.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Nice!” Kim Kardashian: “Yeah. I got into the voicemail thing. And it was on my birthday. I was at dinner with all of my best friends. Put it on speaker, wondering like where my boyfriend was. His voicemail, he was flying in town to meet another girl on my birthday, lied to me that he was in a different city.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Oh my god, that’s like a Taylor Swift song! Oh my god, that’s awful, I’m sorry that happened. Did you marry him?”
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Kim Kardashian reveals Kanye’s weirdest habit and says they were a normal couple who watched Family Feud before going to bed, Jennifer Lawrence gave her the craziest response 😂😂 Jennifer Lawrence: “Okay, what is the weirdest thing Kanye does?” Kim Kardashian: “He falls asleep anywhere. It’s like we’ll be at a meeting, or like he’ll introduce me to people I’ve never met before, we’ll be at a restaurant, and he’ll be snoring at the table.” Jennifer Lawrence: “I wish I had that. Do you guys have like normal couple things where you argue over who to hire to take the garbage out every day?” Kim Kardashian: “We are super normal. We watch Family Feud every night before we fall asleep.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Oh my god. That’s like overly normal. I watch you guys to fall asleep.
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Cardi B says her grandma always knew she’d be a superstar, although she wasn't so pretty or talented and didn't fit in with her family “I always felt like I was going to be a superstar. And it’s so weird because my grandma, she has like a lot of grandkids, but she always used to tell me that. "And it’s like, ‘Why you always used to tell... Like, I don’t understand why she used to tell me that all the time.’ Like, I used to be like a little black sheep." "I used to like nag a lot. I have like cousins that they’re very pretty. They have beautiful, beautiful eyes. They just stand out so much." "And it’s not that I don’t stand out. It’s just like, out of everybody my grandma used to be like, ‘You going to be a superstar. You need to practice how to sing because you’re going to be a superstar.’” “And I just knew I was meant to be something. Like, for some reason me and my sister, we have like really strong personalities. And I feel like the things that they used to tell me, they would tell her the same thing, too." "Like, all my teachers, all my friends, they going to be like, ‘You going to be somebody. You going to be somebody someday.’ But I always used to wonder, like, ‘What is my calling?’” “’Cause I used to like acting in school, but I’m not a good actress. I used to like singing, but I’m not the greatest singer. Like, from the pack, from the school, I’m not the greatest singer." "Like, if I would audition for a play, they would pick somebody else because they sing better than me. Or they would pick somebody else because they act better than me." "And then it’s like, oh, people used to like, ‘You’re so funny.’ But it’s like, I’m not a comedian. I am naturally funny, but I can’t see it as my job. Just my mouth. This is just me being me.” “So, it’s like, ‘What is my calling?’ And I always wonder, ‘What is my calling?’ That everybody say that it’s like, ‘You’re going to be somebody.’ But what am I going to be? I don’t know." "And God gave it to me. God showed it to me. And God really did give it to me. And here I am. And I just can’t believe that millions of [expletive] people know me.”
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‘means we were born on 6 and 12 dawg’😭
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Chloe Bailey says she found another woman's hair and lashes at her boyfriend's house but stayed quiet because she just wanted to cuddle him "So this has been a while ago, cuz I've been on my own for a minute. I've seen lash extensions and I didn't have them, like on the tile of the shower floor, or a hair tie." Alex Cooper: "This man was having sex with these women in your home." Chloe Bailey: "Not my home. His home. Hair tie, that's not my hair texture" "I kept it internal, and I took a picture of it, and I texted my godmom, and she's like my voice of reason." "I peeped it and I kept it quiet till the next morning. And then I walked in the bathroom like it was brand new, like I just saw it, cuz I still wanted my night of cuddles. I'm that toxic."
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Kim Kardashian says she caught her boyfriend cheating during her birthday dinner, and Jennifer Lawrence immediately asks if she married him 😂 Jennifer Lawrence: “Who of all of your sisters lost their virginity first?” Kim Kardashian: “Probably me.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Really? I thought you were going to say Kourtney.” Kim Kardashian: “No, it wasn’t Kourtney.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Have you ever been cheated on?” Kim Kardashian: “Yes.” Jennifer Lawrence: “How did you find out?” Kim Kardashian: “My hacking skills.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Nice!” Kim Kardashian: “Yeah. I got into the voicemail thing. And it was on my birthday. I was at dinner with all of my best friends. Put it on speaker, wondering like where my boyfriend was. His voicemail, he was flying in town to meet another girl on my birthday, lied to me that he was in a different city.” Jennifer Lawrence: “Oh my god, that’s like a Taylor Swift song! Oh my god, that’s awful, I’m sorry that happened. Did you marry him?”
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