'Tis I, pjaj, wearer of cloaks and walker of many midnights! Chronic fatigue sucks. he/him/they. Elite: Dangerous (PC) CMDR pjaj
New Zealand, Earth, Sol
Joined June 2013
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Joel Mespel (pjaj) retweeted
This Is Why People Still Play This Game
New video - youtu.be/9mtiMp5aeJ8
#EliteDangerous #EliteDangerousOdyssey #EliteDangerousCommunity
Joel Mespel (pjaj) retweeted
I really want my rapier tapir plushie plz
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Joel Mespel (pjaj) retweeted
Guess who wanted 5000 three centimetre wide EAT FARTS stickers but accidentally ordered 5000 three inch wide stickers instead?
If you find me at @DesMoinesCon, @FANEXPODallas, or @AwesomeCon, you're gonna get some big-ass free stickers.
(Also, fuck imperial measurements)
If the eyes are windows to the soul, I have double-glazing installed. -Me just now, while cleaning my glasses
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Joel Mespel (pjaj) retweeted
ALT A painting of a red tailed hawk beside the text "jesus fuck you dumb bastard"
Fun fact: the 2 jars of sauerkraut @jevvv got today are both made in Poland! Very well travelled! 😁🇳🇿🇵🇱@kstudnik @usser_ra
ALT 2 jars of sauerkraut, one branded "Sun Harvest", the other branded "Sandhurst". The latter is specifically labelled as "Polish sauerkraut".
ALT Side view of the 2 jars of sauerkraut, each with "product of Poland" on the labels
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Joel Mespel (pjaj) retweeted
Whoever the f did this needs to be forced to watch baby shark on repeat in an IMAX theater while tied to the chair, repeatedly hit with a wet pool noodle, and have the lights rapidly pulse in various rainbow shades while every 2 minutes Barney the dinosaur is piped in.
Joel Mespel (pjaj) retweeted
#TopTips They say we are all the heroes of our own stories but presumably we are also the villain in someone elses. That means you have perfect justification to go out and buy the black cloak and shoulder spikes you've always wanted.
