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one that proves conclusively that your product is safe and that your

invented by the same person.

20 Dumb Blonds in freezer: Frosted flakes.

Resist everything but temptation.

I'm floating in a most peculiar way.

You have an important role as a negative example.

Blessed be he who is called a big wheel, for he goeth around in

bench....

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

". . . tip-toe thwough the tuwips . . ." - Tiny Fudd

Extreme boredom serves to cure boredom.

The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.

I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.

Procrastination Day Has Been Postponed!

they call destiny.

A psychotic lives in castles in the air.

To hell with criticism. Praise is good enough for me.

you've purchased it, it will be on sale for 30% less.

The great tragedy of our era is not the significance of things but the

his mouth.