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South Africa
Joined November 2025
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Universities will become absolete in the next 10 years.
We're living in an economy where a guy with a master's degree is delivering groceries to a 22-year-old who made $4 million filming himself screaming at video games. And we're still telling kids to study hard.
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JUST IN: ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ Massive fight breaks out inside Armenia's Parliament, with lawmakers throwing punches, chairs, and other objects
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JUST IN: ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Germany records highest number of suicides in 25 years, with over 11,000 deaths last year.
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Pets go through a lot๐Ÿ’” I thought it was only white people who did this shiid
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Taxi violence.
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This country is a mess
BREAKING NEWS: The three Ethiopian nationals who are accused of the attempted murder that led to riots and torching of cars and businesses in the Durban CBD three weeks ago have been freed on R5000 bail by the Durban Magistrateโ€™s Court. The State wanted them to remain behind bars, saying they are flight risks, but the defence disagreed. The State said they wonโ€™t be safe outside, but the defence argued that all three accused literally live minutes away from three police stations in the Durban CBD and their safety is guaranteed. The Magistrate remarked that the three are asylum seekers and as such, they enjoy the same constitutional rights as South Africans and freed them on bail with stringent conditions. Furthermore, the State tried to point out discrepancies in their passports and asylum documents, raising issues of possible fraud and corruption. However, the Stateโ€™s argument was watered down by evidence that was given by an immigration official who told the court that their systems have glitches and sometimes it loses records, hence they donโ€™t have some of the information required for the court to take an informed decision - KZN Tonight Podcast
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Asylum SEEKERS CELEBRATING ๐Ÿฅณ taking over a TOWN in SOUTH AFRICA
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Xenophobia!!! Xenophobia!!! @BBCBreaking nikuphi msoon!!! @SAHRCommission
WATCH: Illegal Ethiopians and Somalian declared war on South Africans who were holding a community meeting with taxi drivers in Korsten Port Elizabeth. The foreigners were arm with guns and machete while approaching unarmed community members.
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BREAKING NEWS ๐Ÿšจ IN PICTURES: Four suspects arrested following the alleged robbery of an e-hailing driver in Eldorado Park, south of Johannesburg.
BREAKING NEWS ๐Ÿšจ Four suspects have been arrested following the alleged robbery of an e-hailing driver in Eldorado Park, south of Johannesburg.
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What happened to bro? He's prime Einstein now
Blueface had to educate Neveah after she said she wouldnโ€™t date someone with a 9-to-5 because theyโ€™re all broke ๐Ÿ˜ณ โ€œYou need to take the h*e out of you and see life different. Some 9-to-5s make really good money. You were my BM for 2 months, now you think your better than someone with a job?โ€
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ๅ›žๆ—‹้•–ๆฅไบ†๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ ๅง†ๅทดไฝฉ็ฒ‰ไธๅผ€ๅง‹ไธบๅถๅƒๅคไป‡๏ผ๏ผ ๆœ‰่ถŠๆฅ่ถŠๅคš็š„ๅง†ๅทดไฝฉ็ฒ‰ไธ่กจ็คบ๏ผŒๅ–ๆถˆ้˜ฟ้‡Œๅทดๅทดๅ’ŒๅŽไธบ็ญ‰ไธญๅ›ฝไบงๅ“็š„่ฎขๅ•๏ผŒไปฅๆ”ฏๆŒๅง†ๅทดไฝฉ๏ผ ๅง†ๅทดไฝฉๅœจInsไธŠๆœ‰่ฟ‡ไบฟ็ฒ‰ไธ๏ผŒไธ”้“ๆ†็ฒ‰ไธไผ—ๅคš๏ผŒไป–ไปฌๅฝ“ไธญๅพˆๅคšไบบๅนถไธ่ฎคไธบๅง†ๅทดไฝฉๆœ‰้”™๏ผŒๆญฃๅฅ‹ๅŠ›ๆ•‘ไธปใ€‚ ๅฆ‚ๆžœๅฑ€ๅŠฟๅ‡็บง๏ผŒ่ฐ็š„ๆŸๅคฑๆ›ดๅคงๅ‘ข๏ผŸ
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this is the most american thing i've ever seen
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Les Noirs amรฉricains lorsquโ€™on leur dit quโ€™ils ont une ascendance africaine dans leur DNA
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My follow Xhosa people are getting Moered by Somalians and Pakistanis in their own town today here in Gqeberhaโ€ฆ. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Lewandowksi watching Kane win a Ballon Dโ€™or for statpadding in the Bundesliga
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210gb
Grand Theft Auto VI download size will be approximately 210GB via @PlaystationSize
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This is not AI @KaizerChiefs
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Bro is self aware at such a young age๐Ÿ’€
Baby said: sorry mom dad showed me this yesterday. Your on your own๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Yo... But this name goes hard man. Vin - Diesel! ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Vin Diesel is in the building ๐Ÿ‘€
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