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Ally. Really sweet. adorable actually. nothing to see here.

PULL MY SMUTFINGER
Joined August 2009
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It’s scary in Essex right now so Kev has started stockpiling rope and shoes.
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Watching Calamity Jane and remembering a weekend in Chichester a few years back with @parker__farquer β€œOnce I had a secret lurvvvvvvvveee”
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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Mrs Sarah Nic πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Yes I know I only come on here when I want something but I need help! I’ve been given 100s of good quality 2nd hand bras. I’m selling them for Β£1 each and will use the money to buy period products which I’ll give away for free. I have 3 possible names, which do you like best?
37%Bits and Boobs
23%Titbits
40%Upstairs Downstairs
35 votes β€’ Final results
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Yes I know I only come on here when I want something but I need help! I’ve been given 100s of good quality 2nd hand bras. I’m selling them for Β£1 each and will use the money to buy period products which I’ll give away for free. I have 3 possible names, which do you like best?
37%Bits and Boobs
23%Titbits
40%Upstairs Downstairs
35 votes β€’ Final results
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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Mrs Sarah Nic πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
I'm sorry if you've heard me tell this story before. Many of you will have seen me tweet it previously. But I just love it for what it is, and I make no apologies for that. In primary school, when I was about 7, I met this young boy. A new kid in school. I'll call him Ben.
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Never particularly wanted to go to Glastonbury but I wish I was there today.
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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Mrs Sarah Nic πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Replying to @sp1305
@sp1305 HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ALL OF AUSTRALIA AND ITS PEOPLES AND ME AND MR FQ, MRS NIC! XX 🎁πŸ₯‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‰ Um... I've been playing with my phone, but I haven't quite got these things sorted. I was trying to wink at the end.
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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Mrs Sarah Nic πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
NOW! WHAT DO WE WANT? TIME TRAVEL! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
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When we were kids my brother deliberately burnt my arm with a knife he’d heated up on the stove. Mr Nic stabbed his sister with a knitting needle. We’ve all had fights with our siblings Harry. Get a fucking grip
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Sometimes there are perks to being a Radio Two listener πŸ˜ƒ
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Today I did yoga in a paddock full of alpacas. Best. Day. Ever.
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Our street artist is better than your street artist πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘¨β€πŸŽ¨
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I don’t know if any of you have read the fabulous β€œThe Thursday Murder Club” but it’s even better when you imagine @parker__farquer as Joyce.
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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Mrs Sarah Nic πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Do you often worry that you overthink things? Then the answer’s yes.
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More desperate attempts to raise money for our cash strapped NHS..
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